2023 Will End Wise Guy

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Octopus Park

Turkey St

Matilda, Connecticut

Me: *sitting on a bench*

Man: *holding a Dunkin Donuts bag* 2023 ain't going nowhere. Its here to stay.

Me: You don't know what you're talking about.

Man: I just said this year isn't gonna end. *eating a chocolate donut*

Me: I don't believe you! 2024 is fast approaching! Why do you think there's a lot of 2024 calendars out?

Man: Wait, what?

Me: *snatches the Dunkin Donuts bag away from the man* They're my donuts now! 2024 is coming, smart alek!! You have yourself a good day! *walks away with the donuts*

Man: *stands there dumbfounded*







This story was written on Saturday, December 2nd, 2023.

A/N That man is stupid! Of course 2023 will end soon! 🤨 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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