Leni: (enters the room with her dress) OMGosh, you guys! Look at this dress I found at the mall!
The sisters gasp due to Lori and Leni having the same dress.
Cuts to them watching and Wanda looking worried.
Wanda: Oh no! Leni didn't just buy the same dress too?!
Cosmo poofs up a helmet on both Lincoln and his head.
Lincoln: ...... Why?
Cosmo: These things never end well. Trust me, you'll know when you start to date and get married.
Leni: (walks up to Lori) Ooohh... When did we put a mirror in the living room?
Lori: That's not a mirror, that's me! Now go take your dress back!
Leni: What? No! You take yours back!
The two growl at each other as Luna blows a whistle.
Cosmo: (Off-screen) Where was she keeping that? In her flat chest? [*BWACK!!* *SMACK*] OW!!!
Cosmo saw it was Wanda and Lincoln who both hit him.
Lincoln: Don't talk like that! In other words, Keep my sisters bra size, outcha ya mouth!
Wanda: And you know why I hit you!
Cosmo: Sorry. But what was the whistle about?
Luna: Sister Fight Protocol!
Lincoln, Wanda, Cosmo: Sister fight protocol?
The oldest sister quickly took Lori to her and Leni's room, followed by the youngest taking Leni to the kitchen.
Lincoln: That's it? You gotta be kidding me! Clyde and I wear the same shirt on picture day, and we didn't care.
The TV suddenly switches to where Lincoln and Clyde wear the same shirt on a school picture day.
Wanda: It's a girl thing sport, we just don't like it when others look like us, either accidentally or on purpose... that barista at the coffee shop had her warning.
Cosmo: I remember that. (shutters, to Lincoln) Trust me kid, I'm married, we better stay out of this.
Lincoln: I know, but a little heads up would've been nice to know beforehand. At least, I have two great Fairies to keep me occupied, so what do you wanna do Cosmo, it is your turn after all.
Cosmo: (poofs into a skiing outfit) Skiing!
Wanda: Aren't either of you curious as to what this Sister Fight Protocol is about?
Cosmo & Lincoln: Not really.
They then hear banging on the door followed by the door knob being jostled, Cosmo and Wanda swiftly poof into their fish tank.
Lana: LINCOLN! I don't know how you locked your door but open up! Please, we need to hide Lori in your room!
Lincoln: Why my room?
Lola: OPEN THE DOOR OR WE BREAK IT DOWN!
Lana: She'll do it, she has my sledgehammer.
Lincoln: I've modified my door to handle Lynn full-speed tackling it. That doesn't scare me. (whispering) I wish my door was unbreakable!
Lola: Not your window! We'll go through there!
Lincoln: (whispering) I wish my window was too! (to the twins) Just hide her somewhere else! (no response) ... Hello?
Cosmo and Wanda pulled out their wands and poof'd the window. A few seconds later, a sledgehammer hit the window, only to bounce off and was followed by a shattering sound.
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FanfictionBrought on by The Fairly Oddparents being put on Netflix. Lincoln's life has hit an all time low. He's grades are lower due to his new and crackpot teacher, Mr. Crocker. Chandler's bullying has reached new heights due to Hank and Hawk moving into R...
Episode 11: Brawl in the Family
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