Attack on Skibidi

CHAPTER 5: IT'S TIME

Alliance army "wait, so we're going to travel to a random world? What? Is it even possible? Are there women?"

UTCM: Hold on, keep your questions to yourself, at the moment we do not have the means of traveling, our capabilities have not yet the means of doing so, at this very moment our dear scientists are working hard inside the skibidi toilet base to build a massive portal, big enough to send vehicles through it

Random cameraman: Can we at least know what we're dealing with?

UTCM: You are dealing with an imminent threat that can result in the fall of humanity.
Our most formidable fighters whispers, "and my favorite." plungerman, along with the black camerwoman, have collected footage to give some insight and importance to the new world.

Mech scientist cameraman: If you allow, I can access their footage and have it channeled on all the TV men present.

UTCM: Very well, you may do so

The mech scientist stuck a needle within the back of plungerman and camerawomans head and moments later the recorded footage from the duo was being showcased on all tv men across the world, everyone was seeing every moment, from the moment they arrived in the new world, witnessing the court trial, and witnessing a glimpse of what the world may look like. Some weren't too surprised, some were fearful because of what almost happened to the elites, and others had gotten patriotic and were eager to travel to the world and fight.

UTCM: now that you are aware of the problem and now have an overview of what we are dealing with. Take this moment to consult with your peers and share your opinions while I and the 2 titans consult with the human leaders about the current predicament.

Cameraman 193736: so it's true then plungerman, the skibidi toilets are out there?

Plungerman: Most definitely yes they are

Cameraman 193736: but the thing is that we don't know what to encounter, they could have nukes, titan killing lasers, or traps and tricks up their sleeves

Tv man 55999: he has a point

Plungerman: we just gotta push, like how we've always done, the skibidi toilets will never leave us alone and instead of bringing a fight to us, will bring it to them

Tv man 55999: if you say so, then that is what it must be, we bring our might and show them we're more than prepared for war.

Blue suited cameraman: sorry to burst in but, remember the boy Eren Yeager?, he's apparently their biggest target

Plungerman: then we will take him as our own, keep him in close proximity and provide maximum protection.

Tv man 55999: there is no doubt they will use parasites on him

Blue suited cameraman: we just got to hope we're not too late, if we are..

Plungerman: then both worlds are at stake

Tv man 55999: and will have a 2 front war

Plungerman: something we've never dealt with but we will fight to the end regardless

UTTM: enoyerye

The alliance pays and turns their attention towards their leaders

UTCM: We have communicated with the human leaders about the situation and now they are fully aware and will notify their citizens

UTSM: What he's really trying to say, is that we can now head to the new world and destroy them punk toilets

Every member of the alliance raises their arms as speakers blast "everybody wants to rule the world" in celebration, everyone is willing to fight and bring the war to another world