blue x green (rainbow friends)

{insert totally epic chapter name]

Blues pov:

I was having a nice nap when i was startled awake by orange running around at the asscrack of dawn. He always wakes up early and makes it his mission to wake up and piss off everyone who is still sleeping. especially me. I tried to ignore him and go back to sleep since i am way too tired to pay attention to oranges bullshit when i could swear i heard him come down to the stables, which is weird because he never comes down here. I could hear him calling out to me but i ignored him. i rolled over to face away from orange but then i felt his teeth in my arm. He didn't bite deep enough to do damage but just to get my attention.

"𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲! 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗴𝗼 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗮 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴? 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗼 𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴?

"No. Maybe another time orange.."

"𝗖'𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄? 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆.. 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗱? *𝒈𝒂𝒔𝒑* 𝗗𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘂𝗽?!"

"No we didn't. i just haven't been feeling it recently"

I heard orange scoff to himself and mumble "bitch ass..." but i ignored him so i could rest but then i swear to god i could hear orange searching through something.. I sat up and looked out the stable i was sleeping in and saw orange staring at the garbage can that green threw out the pregnancy test in... I watched as he picked it up and stared at it then ran off with it.. I was nervous about what orange might do with that since green and red are the only ones who know im pregnant right now so i was nervous about what orange will do with the test.. I stood up to go follow him when i heard orange yelling in a panicked tone. I climbed up the ladder and went into the Hemlock woods entrance/main area to see orange holding the test and yelling at cyan in a concerned way.

"𝗖𝗬𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗡! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗦! 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗚! 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗠𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗?! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗡𝗡!!"

i chuckled to myself while watching the confusion on cyans face. Even though the test was mine and not cyans its still kinda nice to know that orange would be concerned about cyan.

"ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ????"

I watched as orange dramatically put the pregnancy test in cyans face.

"𝗜𝗺 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀! 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁.. *𝑮𝑨𝑺𝑷* 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲?!? 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂?! 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗸 𝗰𝘆𝗮𝗻?!?"

"ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ? ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ! ᴀɴᴅ ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴠ-ᴄᴀʀᴅ."

"𝘄-𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁 -𝘄𝗼𝗮-𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁-𝗵𝘄-𝗵𝘂𝗵?. 𝘀𝗼𝗼-... 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁???"

"ʏᴇᴀʜ!"

"𝗼𝗵- 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺???"

"ʜᴏᴡ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ?"

I watched as cyan walked off and red appeared out of nowhere and spoke to orange

"𝙾𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜."

"𝘄𝗵-𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁-𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁. 𝗶𝘁𝘀- 𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘𝗦?!? 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸- 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲?!???"

"𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢.. 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎, 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎."

"𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻' 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁???"

"𝙰 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎. 𝙰 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚜."

"𝗦𝗼.. 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳?.."

"𝙾𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎!"

"𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁? 𝗶𝗺 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀!"

red scoffed a bit and walked off and orange turned his head and seemed to acknowledge that i was sitting there and watching the whole scene. Orange threw the pregnancy test at me and said in a teasing tone.

"𝗦𝗼.. 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗯 𝘂𝗽 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲!"

"Being pregnant doesn't make it impossible to move."

"𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿! 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲! 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺!"

"Fine.."

Orange giggled and set up a random game console we have and i crawled over to him as we picked a game to play and played some random games for the next few hours.