No, It's Us | MY FF [ Vampire AU ]

05 • She's WHAT?

[ A/N POV ]

"Did you called me Mr.min? Or was i mistaken?" She asked him

"Oh fuck no..." JIMIN hissed out making the three of them look at him at the same time

"Excuse me?!" Soobin and yn both yelled at him, surely he offended them hard but yoongi was more offended that his eyes are enough for jimin to dig his hole and disappear

"Oh I'm sorry! I didn't meant to offend you like that nor the words were for you! I was just-t yo-ou know-w....ah I'M SORRY MA'AM" he yelled feeling too nervous on how his life's gonna come to an end page

"Well, i apologise on behalf of him officer, he didn't mean to say those words to you, he just don't know how to zip his mouth which goes on blabbering like garbage" yoongi said glaring at jimin once again very well he's gonna pay for his sins soon

"Alright, I'll let it pass, but mr.min you didn't answer my question" yn said eyeing him

"Oh no officer i didn't, but I was about to" yoongi said trying to be careful

"May I know what it was about?" Yn asked him while narrowing her eyes slightly

"I wanted to know about the investigation" yoongi said, "you can say, the investigation is still down mr.min" yn said

"Yeah on that contrary, we would like to ask some questions regarding your company's marketing for the last time, to make sure it's all clean" yn said looking passionate about the case

Didn't i already said the answer to her!? Jimin thought to him

"Well in that case, we can do it righ-" jimin took the lead "not right now mr.min! We have a meeting to discuss right now and your schedule for today is totally occupied!" Jimin said while eyeing yoongi to nod his head

Well being confused as hell he did what his little cupid said to do "oh really... Um- then officer I'll contact you about it?" Yoongi said understanding and saying everything what jimin is saying to him through eyes

An: "I guess this is what you call conversation through eyes is romantic"

"Well, your secretary already informed us so you can mr.min but please do it soon, no one here is not free" yn said strictly and took her leave with soobin and went away

[ YOONGI'S POV ]

"Man!!!!  Jimin-nah!! My yn is finnally reincarnated...." Happiness is at it's peak for me

"Wanna hear something funny yet serious?" Jimin said abruptly "yeah sure, I mean what is it?" He stared at me for awhile with his serious eyes, this type of jimin is rare, it must be a serious matter maybe

"Nah bro, you can figure it yourself I'm not ready to lose my life I just lived 400years..." Jimin said shaking his head after thinking hard

"What... I told you jimin before only...." I said slowly sadly

"What did you told me hyung...?" Jimin called me hyung means he's worried well that's what I want too

"That....".  "That....?".  "That.... You need a appointment to DD" i said slowly lowering my head as I signed

"DD??" He raised his eyebrow in confusion, he's easy to manipulate

"Dimaag ka doctor!" I said and laughed at his face and started to run away from the short grumpy

"What... Dimaag ka... DOCTOR!?? YOU MEAN PSYCHIATRIST?! YAH YOU LITTLE SHIT COME HERE...! JUST COME HERE I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A OMLETTE INSTEAD OF DUMPLING, COME HERE YOU BITCH" woah, little human is angry! WOAHOOO

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[ A/N POV ] 

The next day, "Hello Mr.Min" said yn to yoongi

"Hello...officer" yoongi said with a hint of excitement

Jimin just looking at his hyung, his boss, his friend like all these relationships doesn't exist cause....

Yoongi is grinning ear to ear which can be a competition to momo ( the ghost.) Neatly combed his hair in a way that it looks like it just got painted with diamonds, it's shining as hell and woke up early just so he could select what he should wear which just took him 4 hours with jimin finishing his 6th cup of coffee and thinking whether he  should go to that DD or yoongi

"Let's a take seat shall we.." said yoongi guiding YN to the seat

"Mr.min that's your chair aka CEO's" jimin said with uttermost disbelief at this guy

"I know dumba- ahem Mr.Park, i was guiding officer to the seat which is on my right hand" yoongi's teeth might get more sharper than the knife due to his gritting

"Well, Mr.Min, can I please take a look at the documents regarding your marketing"

— After the meeting —

"Yeah, I know officer, it's okay" obviously smiling ear to ear

An: obviously not even the ghost be smiling this much looking at my life

"Thank you for your time Mr.min, I know we bothered you alot but you know, job.." now with essense of some ease yn is smiling at him

"No way! You can come and bother me anytime-" sliding his hands in his pockets standing still with a smile yeah-

"Yeah...wait WHAT?" Frown making it's way on yn's head as to their dumb conversation becoming dumber

"Oh- i meant that don't be guilty it's just your job, jobing" Awkward laugh coming out from him hiding his stupidity humour

Narrowed yn nodded, slightly ceasing her frowns

"Alright Mr.min we will take our leave now"

"Yeah... Um feel free to visit anytime officer, you know flowers, beautiful odours"

"Yeah, I'll.." with a slight hint of unknown spark between yn and yoongi, something must have blossomed, officers left.

In yoongi's office room

"You know what yoongi! You are surely truly obviously HOPELESS!" jimin as soon as they came inside yelled

"Yeah cause hobi isn't here?" Yoongi cracked a joke, he should have better cracked a egg instead of this

"You and your dumb jokes! Not even eggs can be break by this you shit" he's yelling and yelling

"Alright alright, grumpy-pumpy tell me why you are using your speakers right now"

"You wanna know?" Jimin said with a change of tone

"Yeah, hell" rolling his eyes, he was about to sit on the couch

"She's married" just like that the guy who was about to take a comfortable drop onto the couch landed unto the floor with thud and 90's sad music started to play out of nowhere

— Well! How was it? Please don't  be a silent reader...😃☝️🥢