me
tbh that's my type i like anyone
who likes me

mingi
so if i never had a crush on
you you wouldn't have had
a crush on me

me
well i didn't know abt your crush
on me and i had a crush on you
so not exactly

me
you were always something
different tho like every time i
saw someone and thought oh
they're attractive my mind
would take me back to you and
i'd be like so is mingi

me
it was like any time i almost
liked someone else my mind
was like BUT MINGI

me
and i was like BUT TRUE

mingi
so i'm not necessarily your
type but you like me anyway

me
no you are my type my type
is mingi

mingi
<3

me
<3

wooyoung
rude

san
THIS IS HOW TO BE A
HEARTBREAKER

yeosang
REAL

san
oh just don't continue the
lyrics it's fine i don't mind

yeosang
good coz idc

jongho
yall

seonghwa
that's it just yall?

jongho
well yeah

me
since when does jongho say
anything of substance

hongjoong
since when do you say
anything of substance

me
i'll admit you've got me there

yunho
quick question what is your
blood type i feel like i should
know that

me
what's yours

yunho
a?

me
me too

mingi
is it really?

me
idk i assume it is

wooyoung
BITCH THATS SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW

me
shut up im listening to
never goodbye my mind is
not with yall rn

mingi
BRO YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOUR BLOOD TYPE

me
mmmjaemin

me
my blood type is park jisung

me
UGH LEE HAECHAN

me
chenle.

me
FUCK I CANT CHOOSE

hongjoong
honey you need to know
your blood type

me
idk i'll find out one day

seonghwa
omg

mingi
she's listening to nct dream
you won't get much out of
her rn

me
AGH PARK JISUNG

wooyoung
ew no we're your favourite
love us first

me
BUT HAECHAAANNNNN

san
this is weird

yeosang
i mean im all for some nct
don't get me wrong but i
don't love the fact that she's
praising another boy group

jongho
relatable you're only allowed
to love us

yunho
yall chill it's not like she
actually knows them irl

me
i do tho did i not tell you

yunho
EXCUSE ME

me
yeah when i was an sm
trainee i was friends with
jisung and chenle

me
but i always had a slight crush
on haechan

mingi
excuse me?

me
bruh chill i don't know why
you always in such a big
time rush

me
OH OH OOH OOOHHHH

mingi
i can't believe we're getting
married

wooyoung
EXFUCKINGCUSE ME BITCH
I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT RHIS

yunho
YEAH WHO TF DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE GETTING
MARRIED WITHOUT TELLING
US

jongho
CAN WE AT LEAST SEE THE
RING

yeosang
WHERE WAS MY INVITE TO
THE PROPOSAL

san
UNFAIR I DEMAND A DOOVER

hongjoong
see i thought at least seonghwa
and i would've been consulted

seonghwa
me too wtf is up with this not
telling people

mingi
chill i didn't propose

san
omg it's okay turn off the
alarm

wooyoung
SO I PUT MY FINEST SUIT
ON FOR NOTHING

jongho
FUCK THAY I WAS ABT TO
BUY YALL A TOASTER

yeosang
no i already called dibs on
the toaster

yunho
WHEN THAT WAS MY IDEA

yeosang
UH NUH UH

seonghwa
wait so why'd you say you
can't believe you're getting
married

mingi
i meant that i will get married
to her

mingi
like it's inevitable

me
aww

me
it's not but sure

mingi
yes it is we were meant to
get married it's practically
written in the bible

san
oh yeah right here parentheses
2:69 "jeong yuna and song
mingi will be wed"

me
NOT PARENTHESES

me
also can we talk abt how
mingi's last name is 송
which romanised is song

yunho
and what about it

me
well i saw a fan the other
day who had clearly used
google translate to put
mingi's name in their bio
because they wrote
노래 민기 (norae mingi)
because in korean song is
norae

me
like that's so cute

mingi
i can't tell if you're insulting
my last name or not

me
why would i insult your last
name it'll be my name in
the next three years at least

me
i'm saying it's cute

mingi
in that case you're cute

me
oh i'm getting fucked tonight

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me
okay queen

wooyoung
slay

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