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WHATS UP BITCH IVE
RETURNED

I PROBABLY WONT RETURN
AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FIVE
MONTHS BUT FUCK YOU
ALL

i kid i love you all thanks
for being patient and not burning
my house down it's greatly
appreciated

we're skipping a couple
months because newborns
are just forbidden footballs
so

;P

ATITTIES

me
YALL DONT HAVE KIDS
ITS A BAD IDEA

seonghwa
why

seonghwa
i mean after living with seven
dumbasses for five years i
agree but why

yunho
i thought you loved your
children

me
loveD

me
EMPHASIS ON THE D BRO

san
*gasp*

wooyoung
wtf is happening rn

jongho
yuna hates her kids (?)

yeosang
i'm too hot for this shit

jongho
it's fucking freezing outside

yeosang
who tf said anything about
weather

me
STFU YEOSANG WE KNOW
YOURE HOT QUIT RUBBING
IT IN OUR FACES

mingi
IM TOO SPICY

me
CAUSE I AM A TEN OUT OF
TEN HONESTLY

me
ANYWAYS

me
i hate my daughter /srs

hongjoong
YOU HATE EUNJI????

san
oh so it would be fine if
she hated hakkun??

yunho
you two play favourites so
hard

mingi
hold tf up ??

yunho
obviously eunji is your
favourite and hakkun is
yuna's

yunho
there's nothing wrong with
it you should probably just
stop before they actually
understand

me
uhh we don't play favourites

mingi
yeah if anything they do

me
fax

me
ANYWAYS BACK TO MY
THINNG

me
I CUT MY HAIR SHORT SO
THEY WOULD STOP
GRABBING IT AND LOOK
WHAT FUCKING EUNJI DID

me
*yuna holding a clump of hair
that eunji ripped out of her
head because my brother did
this to me when he was around
their age*

wooyoung
MOTHERFUCKER

mingi
you called?

yunho
NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

yeosang
WAIT THATS YOUR HAIR???

san
OW MY SCALP HURTS WTF

hongjoong
my jaw dropped

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