FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)

those cultist bastards!!!!!

****before kenny could finish his sentence the cult surrounds them in a circle... leaving no room for them to run.

STAN

oh shit!

CULT LEADER

you really thought we believed that you two scoundrels could change HAH!

CULT LEADER

we totally knew what you two were up to the whole time!

CARTMAN

then why did you let us in and give us robes and stuff.

CULT LEADER

wait... who?

KYLE

you.. you let us in and gave us robes and fed us and stuff.

CULT LEADER

ASKED??? HAHAHAHAHAHSJZKZAKAB

****the cult starts laughing

CULT LEADER

I'M A FUCKING COMEDY GENUIS! XD

CARTMAN
that was the lamest shit i've ever fucking heard.

CULT LEADER

what fucking everrrr!!!!

CULT LEADER

just wait until our leader finds out about this she's going to have a hoot, taking the fat boys career!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

KYLE

he doesn't even have a career he works at a gas station.

CARTMAN

um that is factually incorrect kyle.... don't mind my friend here, ***whispering*** he's a backstabbing friendship ending jew.

CARTMAN

i am actually the proud owner of the ice cream shop down of main. you know the one.

KYLE

oh my god! you're not the owner of that fucking ice cream shop, so stopping saying you're the owner cart-

STAN

shut up guys! wait you said wait until our leader finds out?

STAN

we thought you were the leader of this cult?

CULT "LEADER" (PRESIDENT)

oh... me? i'm flattered but i am not the leader of this cult! i'm just the president...

CULT PRESIDENT

i'm not the holy one............ i could never be the holy one.

GREGORY

then who could possibly-

NICKI MINAJ

OH. my. gawd...... it's selener isn't it.....

CULT PRESIDENT

YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT AN EYE OUT!!!!!! AND NOW YOU LOST TO US. THERE YOUR CAREER GOES!!! RIGHT ON HER DINNER TABLE! HEHE!!

CHRISTOPHE

so what you're saying is selener is behind it all?

CRAIG

who the fuck is selener?

TWEEK

GAHSH!!

NICKI MINAJ