Mr Dinkles: *Sitting In A Dark Creepy Room* I Don't Like The Way My Skin Feels On My Body...
Mr Dinkles: Do You Like The Way Your Skin Feels On Your Body? :/
Mr Dinkles: You Don't? Then Why Don't You Just Pull It Off? :D
Mr Dinkles: Pull Off Your Skin... 😶
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Trollzart: Please Introduce Yourself.
Dante: Greetings. My Name is Dante With A B. And I've been afraid of Insects my entire life-
Trollzart: Hold On A Moment. Where Is It? 🤨
Dante: Where's What?
Trollzart: Where's The B? 🤨
Dante: There's A Bee?! 😰
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(Why We Don't Let Techno Trolls Cook On Land:)
Branch: *Sniffing* What's That Smell?... 😐
Synth: *Cooking Something On Branch's Stove* 🧑🍳
Branch: *Cough* *Cough* Synth! Why Is There So Much Smoke In Here?! 😖
Synth: Oh, It's Not Smoke, It's Steam! 😄 Steam From The Steamed Clams I'm Cooking Up! Mmmmmm! Steamed Clams! 🤤
The Clams: *Just Sitting On The Heater On The Stove*
Branch: Synth! Your Supposed To Put Them In Boiling Water!!! 😰
The Clams: *Explodes* 💥BOOOOOM💥
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🎉After Partying All Night...🎉
Smidge: *Yawn* Ohhhh my Gahhhhh... I Only Got Like Six Hours of Sleep Last Night. 😪
Biggie: Six? I Only Got Three! 😞
Guy Diamond: You Guys Got Sleep? 😐
DJ Suki: *Comes Stumbling Out Of Her Pod Holding A Cup Of Coffee* What Year Is It??? 😰
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Poppy: *Trying To Give Death Note A Bath* 🧽🛁
Branch: Poppy, I think The Tub is A Little too Small For Him...
Poppy: What Makes You Say That?
Death Note: *Single Foot Is Taking Up The Entire Bath Tub* *GRAAAWWWWW!* 🐲
Poppy: Yeah, Your Right. But I Don't Know How else to get him clean. :(
Branch: Well... I can think of another option...
🚗 At The Pop Village Car Wash 🚙
All The Workers: *Washing Death Note Like A Car, Scrubbing And Polishing Him*
Employee: This Is One Weird Caterbus. 😐 *Puts A Tree-Shaped Air Freshener On One Of His Horns*🌲
Death Note: *Happy Dragon Noises* ✨🐲✨
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Minuet: By All That's Troly, If I hear ONE More person Say "Weird Flex, But Ok" I Am Going To Lose My Sanity! 😣
Trollzart:
Beetrollvin:
Pennywhistle:
Dante: Preposterous Boast, But Alas?
Minuet: That's Much Better! Much More Proper. 👏😌
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Blues: Hey Sis, What Are You Doing?
Rhythm: Using The Visual Stimuli, The Organ My Face Provides Me with To Send Electrical signals to the organ that commands everything after light contacts the retina so I can visualize this sheet of velvety fibers that were cut into colorful dynamic shapes to further visualize the interesting story of the product that I am currently reading.
Blues:
Blues: You could have just said you were reading A Scrapbook... 😐
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Thrash: *At A Drive Through*
Thrash: Hello, I Would Like To Order Some Split Pea Soup! 😄
Barb: *Taps Thrash's Shoulder* Dad, They Don't Have Soup here, Remember?
Thrash: WHAT?! What Kind Of Restaurant doesn't sell Soup?! I thought this was America! >:(
Barb:
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