JD: I have a Question that has been driving me crazy! 😖
Floyd: What is it? Maybe we can help.
JD: If a Vegetarian Got Turned Into a Zombie... Would they start eating people... Or would they keep eating Vegetables? 🤔
Floyd: Hmmmmmm... 🤔 Maybe they would eat Alternatives like... Head Of Lettuce! 🥬
Clay: Eye Of Potato! 🥔
Spruce: Ear Of Corn! 🌽
JD: Leg Of Carrot! 🥕
Floyd, Clay, And Spruce: 🤨🤨🤨
JD: What? Carrots Don't Have Legs? 🤨
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Police Officer: You are under arrest for Riding a Motorcycle With Five People On It! 🏍️
Petra: Wait.... What do you mean Five? 😐
Police Officer: There's Five People sitting on your Motorcycle right now.
Val: No, There's supposed to be SIX People on our Motorcy- *Looks at the back seat*
Petra: Oh My God, Demo Fell Off... O————O
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Thrash: Oh, you silly youngsters and your "Hospitals" ☺️
Thrash: Back in My Day, We Just Died! :D
Barb: Hahaha! Oh Dad! Your Such a Card! 😆
Riff: 😰...
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Floyd: *Eating a Cinnamon Roll*
Me: *GASP!* Cannibal! 😰
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(At The Vibe City Grocery Store) 🛒🛸
Funk Troll Employee: Sir, We use a chip reader here now.
Lownote Jones: Oh Yeah? 😎 *Scans Using a Dorito*🔺
Funk Troll Employee: Oh, It's Not going to Work with that kind of Chip- 😅
Check-Out Computer: Payment Complete 🖥️✅
Funk Troll Employee: 😦???
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Velvet And Veneer: *Arguing* 🤬👉 ✊🤬
Crimp: PLEASE STOP ARGUING! 😭 You Two Need to learn to Be more Mature!
Velvet: Ok, Well sort this out more "Maturely"..................................... TAXES! *Punches Veneer* 💥👊
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Gus Tumbleweed: *Stirring Some Chili In a big Pot* 🫘
Holly: *Yawn* Gus? What are you doing? 🥱
Gus Tumbleweed: Making Some Glitterbean Chili........
Holly: At Three in the Morning? Why? 🤨
Gus Tumbleweed: Because I've currently lost control over my life. 😑🥣
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*After Poppy Lays A Troll Egg* 🥚
Poppy: Everyone Meet the future Prince or Princess of The Pop Trolls! 😊
Spruce, Clay, Floyd, And Peppy: 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Viva: Awww! What A Cute Little Egg! I'm Gonna Be An Aunt! 🥰
JD: What Are You two going to name them when they hatch? 😄
Branch: We've been thinking about that John...... If it's a Boy, I'm thinking we'll name them something like Twig or Leaf... But if it's a Girl, I think we should name them after Grandma! 😊
Poppy: That's so Beautiful Branch! 🥹
JD: You're Going to name your child "Grandma?" 🤨
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Trollex: Synth... I Don't think we should be here... These fishing hooks look pretty Dangerous. 😥👉🪝
Synth: But how can they be Dangerous? They are covered with Free Cheese! 🤤🧀
Trollex: *Looks Away From Synth For A few Seconds* I've Still got a bad feeling about this.....
Synth: Hey Trollex, Let Me ask you something...... Does THIS Look Dangerous to You? 🙄 *Has 50 Different Fishing Hooks in his Mouth*
Trollex: SYNTH! SPIT THOSE OUT RIGHT NOW! 😱
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Bridget: I Love You Grissy! 🥰
Gristle: I Know...... That's Kinda Why We're Married. 😅
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Tiny Diamond: I Really Like Eminem!
Cooper: I Prefer Skittles.
Guy Diamond: He's Taking About the Rapper.
Cooper: Why Would He Want to eat the Wrapper? 🤨
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Chaz: I'm So Stupid! 😔
Pushy Poppy:
Marshtato Mary:
Pushy Poppy: If you are waiting for Either of us to disagree, Then you're going to have a LONG Day Jazz Boy. 😒
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Beetrollvin: I Am SO Sorry Dude!
Dante: Sorry About What?
Beetrollvin: Oh, You haven't been in the Bathroom yet have you?
Dante: 😐
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Harper The Artist: Alright Children. Show everybody what you drew for Art Class!
CJ Suki: I Drew My Aunt DJ! 😄
Pricilla: I Drew A Cuddle Puppy! 😄
Tiny Diamond: I Drew A Disco Ball! 😄
Kieth: I Drew A Picture of the Demon That Lives In My Closet! 😃
Harper The Artist: Uh........ 😨
(Note: The Demon Was Mr Dinkles)
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Spruce's Wife: Honey... I love you very much and I know it's our Honeymoon... But Are you SURE This is a good idea?
Spruce: What do you mean? Are you not comfortable with this? If not that's fine, We can wait.
Spruce's Wife: I'm fine with it... It's just that, I don't know if I'm ready for kids JUST yet. 👉👈
Spruce: We probably Won't have to worry about that Hon. We're Both completely different species! It's not Like A Troll can get A Muppet Pregnant! Right? 😂🤣
(A Few Months Later...)
Spruce's Wife: Honey I have something to tell you...
Spruce: Yes My Dear? 😁
Spruce's Wife: I'm Pregnant...🤰
Spruce: 😧...
✨{And It Was At That Vary Moment... He Knew... He Fricked Up.}✨
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