Branch: Poppy, Don't Turn Me Into Marketable Plushies. 😰
Poppy: *Starts Selling Baby Branch Plushies*
Branch: POPPY-
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The Trolls Shopping At 💗Justice💗 (Dose anyone else remember this store? They are usually in Malls)
Viva: *Is A New Employee* Heloooooo! Welcome To Justice! 🤗
Guy Diamond: Oh My Glitter! Look at this Cute T-Shirt Tiny! It Says Tacos Are My Spirit Animal! 🌮 How Adorable! 😊
Tiny Diamond: Daddy, I Told You I'm Way Too Grown Up and Sophisticated up for This Place. I want to shop at Macy's Like A Big Boy. 😒
Spruce: *Talking To His Daughter* I'm Sorry Sweetie, But You Don't Have enough room Another Twenty Foot Tall Unicorn Plushie.
Spruce's Daughter: *Angry Muppet Noises* >:(
Clay: *Stocking The Shelves With Glitter Doughnuts* 🍩
JD: Hey Clay, How's the new part time job with Viva Going?
Clay: Oh It's Great! Can I help you with anything bro? 😄
JD: I was wondering if I could use my family discount to buy a new Plushie For Rhonda. 😅
Clay: I Thought You Just bought one for her?
JD: Well, you see, it was shaped like a Cupcake so Rhonda Ate It, And she has been pooping out Stuffing. 😅
Clay: 😐
Poppy: I Think This Would Look Great on You Branchie! 🥰
Branch: A Sparkly Gold Vest? Again?! Poppy, The Last time I wore that We Got Thrown in Jail In Lonesome Flats. 😑
Poppy: But You Looked SO Handsome. :(
Branch: Wait, Where's Floyd? 🤨
Floyd On The Other Side Of The Store: *Trying Every Free Makeup Sample He Can Find* 💅💄
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Chaz: So Your A Fairy?
Marshtato Mary: What? NO! 😡
Chaz: But Your A Small Flying Marshmallow Creature. An Adorable one too! 🫵😆
Marshtato Mary: I AM NOT ADORABLE! 😤
Chaz: (Mocking Her) Awww What's Wrong? Are you out of Pixie Dust? Lose your Magic Wand Perhaps? 🥺
Marashtato Mary: *Smirks* Actually You're Right, I DO Have A Magic Wand. 😊 *Hold Up A Steel Pipe* I Call It, The Magic Metal Wand Of Pain! ☺️
Chaz: OK! OK! You're Not A Fairy! ✋😰🤚
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Clay: Hey Viva, Completely random question, What is your favorite kind of flower?
Viva: Peonies Why?
Clay:
Viva: Are you planning on giving me flowers? 😍
Clay: its a possibility.... 👉👈
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Synth: *Sees A Glowing Butterfly* 🦋
Synth: Is This A Glowstick? 😃🫴
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{At Veneer's Funeral ⚰️}
Velvet: Can I please have some time alone with him? I want to say my goodbyes. 🤧
Priest: Of Course.
Everyone: *Leaves Velvet Alone In The Room*
Velvet: *Leans Over To Veneer's Coffin* I Know you're faking your death so you don't have to Pay for breaking my new Cell Phone, You Dirty little Brat. 😡
Veneer In The Coffin: *Nervous Sweating* 😰
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