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Heather: come on, sierra. nobody actually believes that alejandro is in love with me.
Sierra: raise your hand if you think alejandro is helplessly in love with heather.
*everyone raises their hand*
Heather: alejandro, put your hand down.
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DJ: i lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Izzy, cooking the fish: what? i couldn't hear you, please speak up.
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(team chris group meeting 2.0)
Tyler: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Noah, exasperated: WHY?!?
Noah, pointing at Izzy: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Noah, pointing at Tyler: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Noah, pointing at Owen: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Noah: AND YOU ASK ME WHY?
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Sierra: dumbest scar stories, go!
Courtney: i burned my tongue once while drinking tea.
Lindsay: i dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Gwen: i have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Owen: i was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and i got a really bad burn.
Alejandro: i have emotional scars.
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Sam: can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Dakota: aww-
Sam: with 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Dakota:
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Justin: any plans for tonight?
Trent: no.
Justin: loser.
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Mal: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* hehehe..
Mike: *walking down the street* ooh hey! a dime!
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Cody: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Justin: can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "think before you speak"?
Harold: y'know... it might be.
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
