Izzy: That was so hot, eva
Eva: i literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Izzy: i'm so in love with you
★
Gwen, walking into the cabin: is heather sleeping or dead?
Leshawna: hopefully dead, I hated her guts.
Gwen: yeah, me too
Heather: okay first of all, fuck you-
★
*justin, cody, and harold sitting on a bench*
Trent: Why do you guys look so sad?
Justin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Trent sits down*
Cody: this bench is freshly painted.
★
Geoff: hey dude, can I get a sip of that water?
Duncan: it's not water.
Geoff: vodka, i like your style!
Duncan: it's vinegar.
Geoff: wh-wha-
Duncan: it's vinegar, coward-
★
Tyler: how's the hottest person here doing?
Lindsay, oblivious: i don't know taylor, how are you?
Tyler, flustered: uh-
Noah, from across the room: im doing great, thanks.
★
Eva: what doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed
★
Cop: you're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Gwen: shit.
Courtney: wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Bridgette: OH MY GOD HEATHER FELL OFF-
*I LOVE THESE 4 AS A FRIEND GROUP SM*
★
Noah: i just ended a four year relationship.
Trent: oh wow, sorry man. you okay?
Noah: hm? oh yeah, i'm fine. it wasn't mine.
*courtney and duncan fighting from across the room*
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
