(After watching an ongoing series, it made me write this 😭 I'm sorry if my grammar and the way I use words is wrong 😖 The important thing is, it brought back my motivation 🥳 Ig watching something new brings you motivation 😜)
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All the characters here is 18 and above
Stan's pov
OMG, I'M SO EXCITED! I stood up from my bed and got ready, even though the party will start in 5 hours.
After getting ready, I look-
....
I look fabulous, my hair isn't that greasy anymore ⁉️ I guess i'm not that goth anymore, gladly. I don't wanna wake up Kyle, not yet. He's gonna kill me if I do 😭
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It's now literally 7 pm, I need to wake Kyle up.. The party starts in 8 pm!
"Uhm.. Kyle..? Wake up!" I shook him slightly, trying to wake his ass up.
"Ngh.. noo.." He whins, covering himself with a blanket.
"Fine, i'm leaving you then." I crossed my arms, looking away from him.
Kyle then stood up. "Wait! Can I come?"
"Hmm, no. Goodbye, Ky." I pretend to leave, making my wa-
"Pleasee.."
"Fine."
"I'm gonna get ready, just wait outside."
"Mkay, he he." I moonwalked my way outside, making Kyle laugh from how stupid I am. I mean.. hear me out..
His laugh is like a disease! It makes me sick and red.. I laughed as well <3
Wait, i'm not gay! What am I saying?!
(I remember that one time when I was walking home, I saw a car reversing so fast while blasting a music that goes like- "Pogi, sige na. You're always on my mind, that's how much I care blah blah blah." It was so goofy 😭 That car was reversing in full speed wtf 😶 Now that song haunts me, every time I hear that song I remember 😰)
"It's gay to laugh like that." I said, lmao dessdrhytf 👍
"Says you!" He continued to laugh at me, what a meanie >:(
Kyle's pov
I'm done getting ready, don't ask why I finished under 3 minutes.
Anyways I went downstairs, heading outside.
"Stanny, are we going now?"
I saw Stan turn red, is there a chance that.. Stan has romantic feelings for me?
"St-Stanny..?" Stan said, looking at me in disbelief. Oh God.. I started to blush, what should I do..? C'mon Kyle, snap out of it! You're only doing this for the mission.. Wait, am I falling in love with the Marsh? Ain't no wa- I suddenly shook my head, therefore I should worry less and take this seriously.
"Oh! My bad.." I casually laugh the awkwardness off "I was kidding.. now, shall we? You don't wanna be late, do you?"
"Oh, yeah right!" Stan said
We rode the car to Tolkien's house, as usual.
I'm Kyle Broflovski, known as 'FantasticK'. (Codename) I'm a spy and i've been into multiple missions. The identity of being a spy must remain hidden, in order to bring peace to South Park. (This sounds like an interview lmao) People always mistaken it as = fan-ta-stick.. And I don't like that.. but the important thing now is that instead of saying 'it is what it is', I must complete one more mission in order to get things back to normal. (Rare Kyle W /hj)
"Kyle, are you listening?"
"Mhm, just keep on driving." Stan nods and kept on driving, that was a close one. If I keep on acting like this, Stan might suspect a thing.
(Help, my 'best friend' in TikTok is in love with me 😰 She/He kept on tagging me in tiktoks like- I think you tagged the wrong person 😭 Or maybe not, they kept on tagging me ☹️ I don't even know them that much..)
Stan's pov
Kyle has been acting weird lately, he's always running late. One time, I told him to come over.. he's 2 hours late! What if he hooked up with someone else? Wait, am I jealous? No, i'm just being ignorant. I'll have to find this out myself then.
"We're here!" We unbuckled our seatbelts and got out of the car.
"Hey man!"
"Hey dudes! The party is about to start! You brought some pizza?"
"Yeah man, now can we come in?"
"Great! Come on in, have fun!"
We stepped inside Tolkien's House, ofc with Kyle. Suddenly, Kyle went upstairs.
"Where are you going?"
"Don't worry about me, i'm just going to the bathroom."
"Okay.." I smell something fishy..
Kyle's pov
I went upstairs, I have to come back ASAP. I lied about going to the bathroom, lol. I picked the lock in Tolkien's door, which leads to his room. I have to find that paper! I need to search Tolkien's room until I find that piece of paper. Sometimes, a piece of paper can worth a lot. I searched Tolkien's room, I opened the drawers, I opened the cabinet, I checked under the bed, I checked almost everything, quietly ofc. Ah! I finally found it, all I need to do is switch it with a new one and keep the old one. I changed some info to avoid misunderstandings. If I don't.. Tolkien's father will go bankrupt, which will affect South Park for some reason.
(Idk wth am I writing)
I quietly put it back and fix Tolkien's things back the way it was.
After allat, I went downstairs. It only took me 5 minutes, gladly.
"*h, y*u'r3 finally- hiccups h3r3 Kyl3! T#at wa$ quick, I t#*ug#t y*u w3r3- hiccups w3r3 $till taking a $#it." Stan said, his words are slurred.
"I wasn't but okay."
"Y*u $#*uld.. hiccups ..$#*uld try t#i$! T#i$ i$ $oo good.." Stan offered me a cup of wine, I mean.. it wouldn't hurt to drink right? I took the cup from him and drank it, ew.. it tastes bitter.
"L-L!k3 it..?"
I think i'm gonna throw up, what kind of wine is this..?! Suddenly, I threw up. Oh God..
"Kyl3!? Are y*u.. *kay!?" Stan starts to sob, why is he sobbing?
"D*n't l3a^e m3.." He continued to sob and talk, his words remain slurred. I can barely understand his broken english.
(BYE, IDK WHAT I JUST WROTE 😖 ILY GUYSS, UNTIL WE SEE AGAIN 🫡)
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