Stan's pov
Today i'm wearing my black clothes 💔 My life turned black, and my heart too 😞🖤
I'm wearing black socks, black eyeliner, black lipstick, black wig- wait no. I have hair so black hat, black clothes, black shoes, and black teeth.
I saw my whole family twerking everytime I approach them. Maybe i'm just an ultra wolf demon goth boy.
I now approach my mom, she is now twerking. Wow, alright. I then approach Shelly, and dad. They're now twerking. Heh, I guess I deserve it :) 💔
I wanna twerk. I took a flight to paris, and after that I climbed the eiffel tower. I then twerk, everyone's watching. They're casting it on tv. Wow, alright.
Kyle's pov
I'm watching tv, and suddenly there's news. I wonder what's the problem? I then saw a goth Stan twerking on the eiffel tower, and it read- "A black boy twerking on the eiffel tower, ironic isn't it?"
Wow, he flyed to paris lmao. I then go to the nearest river, and I walk on it. I started twerking on the river, someone's recording me while twerking. Wow, great.
Cartman's pov
I'm eating my cheesy poofs, yummy. I then saw a jew on tv, twerking on THE RIVER??? Damn, booty so big lord have mercy ‼️‼️
I went outside, and twerked infront of my school. The whole class recorded me, I hope I go viral.
Kenny's pov
I was going through butters phone, and I saw Cartman twerking infront of the school. Wow, amazing. Gotta excercise, body goals ‼️
I'm now in a plane, and I open the door. I suddenly do the big big stage boom. I'm now wonyoung.
(Lol, I was emo so I made this to laugh my ass off 🥰😣)
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