Boys, you never take the blame
All the rotten things that you do
Always getting in my way.
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God forbid women have hobbies,
like killing a whole football team.
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Helena Silva __Alexa Demie
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"I honestly thought this was some scheme for you guys to get girlfriends"
Hazel Callahan__Ruby Cruz
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"I had a two-year plan to get her to date me and HARD."
ex boyfriend #1__Jacob Elordi
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"I couldn't give a fuck, if you go to the police."
ex boyfriend #2__Timothée Chalamet
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"Be honest, I think you have a type... but is not me anymore."
BOTTOMS CAST_themselves
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warning: this story will contain sexual themes, depictions of abuse, dark humor, etc.
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