SoChandelitz

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This is the only threesome in this book. 

Sophie, Fitz, and Chandelier started dating. They were happy for a while until Sophie and Chandelier started getting tired of Fitz. 

Sophie: Fitz, stop pouring lushberry juice in the sink! We could drink that- wait... WHAT THE FORKLE ARE YOU DOING? 

Fitz was pouring all the lushberry juice into the sink and throwing the bottles out the window. He drooled and cackled stupidly. If the chandelier had eyes, it would've rolled them. Sophie groaned in frustration, looking at the horrendous mess Fitz made. She quickly cleaned it up. Fitz was swinging from the chandelier. The chandelier looked like it was in intense pain. It probably was. 

Chandelier: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophie threw Fitz out the window, took the chandelier, and left Fitz in a pile of dust. She had had enough of him. 

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