Unhappy campers

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[The episode begins with blitza peeking out of a corner of a building to check if the coast was clear. He then immediately runs across to St. An's Hospital and starts climbing up the drain gutter downspout before he sneaks on the edge to a windowsill.

blitza: (low whisper) Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[blitza opens a window and tries to get inside But, herhead was having a hard time getting inside because herhorns are blocking herentrance. He started to make it through, but then he ends up falling in and rolls over.]

blitza: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!!

[blitza crouches up and looks around for anyone who saw her. However, unbeknownst to her, a hand holding a taser shock device comes into the scene and painfully tases her right in the butthole below hertail, making blitza seize in shock with static electricity before falling head first to the ground with smoke fussing out of her.]

Unknown Demon: Well, if it isn't the deadbeat.

[blitza gets back up after herpainful tase and brushes her sleeves.]

blitza: (mockingly) Well, if it isn't Nurse Pussy Face.

[The camera pans over to the source of the voice, one of the nurses in charge of the rehab facility.]

Rehab Nurse: You ain't gettin' in here

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Rehab Nurse: You ain't gettin' in here. *crosses her arms and scowls at her* How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?

[Despite being tased, blitza doesn't seem all hurt and brushes hercoat.]

blitza: As many as it takes to get me off. *turns back back to the nurse* Now, enough with therforeplay. Where's Barb?

Rehab Nurse: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business.

[blitza, surprised, comes over to the nurse, hands shrugging in confusion.]

blitza: Wait, what? How? Theris- wh-where the fuck did she go?

[The nurse is skeptical of herintentions and brings up a taser to herface, making blitza so nervous and anxious that hertail straightened up and herarms down in fear.]

Rehab Nurse: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown.

[blitza regains hercomposure and stares down at the nurse.]

blitza: You know, I kill people for a living, right, bitch?

Rehab Nurse: (nonchalantly) Oh, I'm SO FUCKIN' scared...

[blitza realizes that the nurse isn't all afraid of her and sighs.]

blitza: Ugh... Fine.

[blitza walks back to the window to climb out of the room. Halfway through, the nurse calls back to her.]

Rehab Nurse: blitza, she's got a job now, a life.

[The scene changes back to the point of view of blitza trying to exit out through the window.]

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