Helluva hound

Ozzie's

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of stola's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world.]

Loona: here they come

[A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. blitza walks into the office.]

blitza: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: well you better-

Loona: wait where's my puppy?

Moxxie: he should be out any minute, Seth!!

Seth: [offscreen] gimme me a minute [yells] get over here!!!

lumberjacks: [screaming] ahh!!!

[seth then walks in holding his kunai chain with three lumberjack heads at the end.]

Seth: sorry there was a few more left. [swings head off chain.] sorry I took-

[he is then tackled by loona.]

Loona: oh puppy that way you killed those lumberjacks and swinged their head around turns me on so fucking much!!! [licks lips]

Moxxie: ahem!!!

Loona: [sighs and gets up] alright fatty make your announcement quick.

Moxxie: ok where was I? [dings] oh right Well you better stay jazzed, babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

blitza: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, ma'am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary.

Moxxie: yeah, So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Ghostriley33: she's so fucking cute imma die [gasp] my fucking heart!!! Oh shit!!!!!! [faints] 😵😵😵

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses her face with some smooches.]