[The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.]
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
[The cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.]
[The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. blitza blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]
Millie: Nice one, B!
blitza: Gimme another, Mox!
[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. blitza pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]
blitza: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork.]
[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]
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Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory!
[The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.]
Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.]
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
blitza: Bingo!
[blitza shoots and explodes the TV again.]
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, ma'am!
[Loona snores while she rest her head on seth's shoulder sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill.]
Loona: Guys... Do you feel that?
blitza: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: sethy bear hold me!!
seth: wha-
[Millie holds onto seth as her tail shoots up in fear.]
