survey corpse groupchat | attack on titan

I.

might b out of character sometimes

this is not serious at all
#everyoneisgay!!

modern au
ships : eren x mikasa, armin x annie, jean x marco, sasha x niccolo, reiner x bertholdt, ymir x historia, hange x moblit, levi x erwin (this list will probably progress as the book goes on.)

additional ships : eren x genocide, reiner x birth control, levi x cleaning..

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@ sasha_braus created a groupchat
@ sasha_braus added 11 people to the groupchat
@ connie_springer renamed the groupchat to "floch haters 4life!!"
11 people are online

2:17 wednesday, 13 january
sasha : BYE, THE NAME IS SO TRU

connie : fr like noone likes him

jean : are you talking about eren?

eren : fuck did you just say, horseface?

connie : LMAOSOOSOSOS YOU DID NOT

jean : oh but I did.

ymir : he's not wrong.

jean : see?

eren : y'all are so rud to me

connie : well you can't even spell rood lmao

ymir : HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BRO YOU CANT FUCKING BE TALKING RN??

jean : 💀🙏

connie : what.

reiner : please don't tell me they both can't even spell rude.

eren : it wuz a typo-

connie : wait.
connie : it's not spelled rood?

sasha : bff I love you but—how are you an adult and don't know how 2 spell rude??

ymir : I'm fucking leaving this groupchat, it's filled w losers and dumbasses (@ reiner_braun )

reiner : fuck off

historia : sasha bestie ur so real for that

ymir : on second thought.. I think I'll stay<3

historia : oh!
historia : 💗💗

ymir : 💕💖💞💗💓💓

eren : eww lesbians

ymir : eww gays

eren : i'm not even gay wtf

ymir : kys, homophobic

eren : cope

bertholdt : Hello!

reiner : hello loml
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jean : BYE DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT SHIT??

bertholdt : what?