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"So what's the plan, again?" Dave asked.
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"So what's the plan, again?" Dave asked.
"We'll do pranks," Max said smirking widely.
"Yeah, we are" I agreed.
"And it's gonna be awesome," Max added while smirking.
"But there will be rules, though," I suddenly say.
"Shit, Connor always making rules. Even for sex: 'boys, you have to use condoms and if the girl is allergic to latex you're doomed.' 'Boys, drink Viagra at age 40 if you have problems with your buddy standing up.' Take a chill pill, bro," Dave told me as he rolled his eyes.
Sighing, I mutter "shut up," and hand them each a brochure before taking one myself.
Reading out loud, I use my deep and serious voice.
"THESE ARE THE RULES:
•Every third Wednesday of every month we will make one big ass prank.
•Pranks cannot last for more than 7 days (a.k.a a week, you losers.)
•If the prank contains sex, use a condom. Always use a con-"
"Always wear a condom or you will get your woman pregnant and die," Dave interrupts.
"You got that of from the GIF I showed you, jerk!" Max yelled angry.
"Of course I did, honey sweetie dramatic pie," Dave suddenly said in a girly voice as he kissed Max's cheek, making him smile softly.
"Did you just?" I ask shocked.
Max blushes slightly very embarrassed. "I just like it when girls say stuff like that to me..."
"I'M NO GIRL. I AM MACHO WACHO WITH A HAIRY CHEST!" Dave shouted standing up.
I laughed before coughing. "Sure because that waxed chest is sooo hairy..."
"Connor, shut your trap!" Dave yelled making me laugh louder.
"LOOK, BOOBIES." Max suddenly shouted, his red and messy hair flipping to the side as he stood up frantically, showing Dave the picture of boobs.
"Ahhhhh so squishy," the blonde idiot mumbled almost drooling as he tapped the picture.
"Yeah I added the picture of boobs because I knew that would get your attention, you retards." I suddenly boomed.
They stopped frozen and glared at me before I clapped my hands together. "Where were we? Ah, yes.
"Always use a condom or she should drink the pills. Yes, yes.
•Never let someone find out you're doing a prank until the week is over.
•Look as natural and calm as possible while lying." I smile softly looking at them.
They had sat down, thank the Lord.
"So you all clear on the rules?" Max said imitating my voice.
"Aye, aye, captain pussy-pants," Dave said saluting.
I roll my eyes as Max chuckles. "Nah, I actually agree to the rules, sounds fun!"
Dave laughs softly and nods. "I'm in."
I smirk widely.
"Let the pranks begin."
"We'll do pranks," Max said smirking widely.
"Yeah, we are" I agreed.
"And it's gonna be awesome," Max added while smirking.
"But there will be rules, though," I suddenly say.
"Shit, Connor always making rules. Even for sex: 'boys, you have to use condoms and if the girl is allergic to latex you're doomed.' 'Boys, drink Viagra at age 40 if you have problems with your buddy standing up.' Take a chill pill, bro," Dave told me as he rolled his eyes.
Sighing, I mutter "shut up," and hand them each a brochure before taking one myself.
Reading out loud, I use my deep and serious voice.
"THESE ARE THE RULES:
•Every third Wednesday of every month we will make one big ass prank.
•Pranks cannot last for more than 7 days (a.k.a a week, you losers.)
•If the prank contains sex, use a condom. Always use a con-"
"Always wear a condom or you will get your woman pregnant and die," Dave interrupts.
"You got that of from the GIF I showed you, jerk!" Max yelled angry.
"Of course I did, honey sweetie dramatic pie," Dave suddenly said in a girly voice as he kissed Max's cheek, making him smile softly.
"Did you just?" I ask shocked.
Max blushes slightly very embarrassed. "I just like it when girls say stuff like that to me..."
"I'M NO GIRL. I AM MACHO WACHO WITH A HAIRY CHEST!" Dave shouted standing up.
I laughed before coughing. "Sure because that waxed chest is sooo hairy..."
"Connor, shut your trap!" Dave yelled making me laugh louder.
"LOOK, BOOBIES." Max suddenly shouted, his red and messy hair flipping to the side as he stood up frantically, showing Dave the picture of boobs.
"Ahhhhh so squishy," the blonde idiot mumbled almost drooling as he tapped the picture.
"Yeah I added the picture of boobs because I knew that would get your attention, you retards." I suddenly boomed.
They stopped frozen and glared at me before I clapped my hands together. "Where were we? Ah, yes.
"Always use a condom or she should drink the pills. Yes, yes.
•Never let someone find out you're doing a prank until the week is over.
•Look as natural and calm as possible while lying." I smile softly looking at them.
They had sat down, thank the Lord.
"So you all clear on the rules?" Max said imitating my voice.
"Aye, aye, captain pussy-pants," Dave said saluting.
I roll my eyes as Max chuckles. "Nah, I actually agree to the rules, sounds fun!"
Dave laughs softly and nods. "I'm in."
I smirk widely.
"Let the pranks begin."
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Animals (On Hold)
Adventure"Ooh, Chanel! Gucci! Victoria's Secret! Oh my Lord, is that--no way! One Direction?! Eeeeep!" Dave yells imitating a girly squeal. "CAN YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS GIRL!" Max yelled from the other room. "You're not having sex wit...
