South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Pookie wookie bear🥰

VERY EPIC GC🤯

Kyle:CARTMAN WHAT THE HELL???

Cartman:What?

Kyle:WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT

Stan:What did he do?

Kyle:

Kenny:"JOOUSSY" HELP 💀

Stan:CARTMAN STOP TRYING TO STEAL KYLE FROM ME

Cartman:YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT JOOUSSY STAN😡😡😡

Stan:WHAT THE HELL IS A JOOUSSY

Bebe:You spelt it wrong
Bebe:*jewussy

Kyle:Bebe...

Bebe:😘

Cartman:KYLE PICK ONE ME OR STAN

Kyle:Stan

Cartman:WHY STAN
Cartman:PLZ PICK ME MY POOKIE WOOKIE BOO BOO BEAR

Kyle:Ew-

Clyde:Cartman this is why Heidi broke up with you

Cartman:Actually we're back together 🥰

Wendy has added someone to the GC...

Heidi:No we're not

Heidi has left VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Kenny:Damn

Cartman:KAHL PLZ 😍😍😍

Kyle:NO

Stan:BACK OFF CARTMAN 🐺🐺

Kenny:Such an alpha male move Stan 🐺🐺🐺

Clyde:Fr🐺🐺

Kyle:😍

Stan:I'll protect you kitten whiskers 😘🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:O-Omg thx alpha 😍😍😍🥺🥺

Cartman has kicked Stan from VERY EPIC GC🤯 Reason:For stealing my kahl 😍😘

Kyle:Dude

Kyle has added Stan back to VERY EPIC GC🤯

Stan:Stop kicking me

Wendy:Cartman stop style is better not kyman

Bebe:So is tyde and bunny

Clyde:BEBE YOU PROMISED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN

Bebe:Chill they don't know what it is

Wendy:Tolkien you should really search up tyde

Tolkien:Why??

Clyde:TOKEN DON'T DO IT

Tolkien:What's gonna happen I'm scared 😰

Bebe:Nothing 😊

Cartman:KAHL PLZ

Kyle:NO FATASS GO ASK OUT KENNY

Cartman:I tried 😰
Cartman:But he's always watching...

Stan:who's he?

Cartman:Butters😰

Kyle:Go ask out Tolkien he's single now

Tolkien:Hell no

Clyde:Token can I smash now🥰

Tolkien:WHAT

Cartman:KAHL PLZ

Kyle:STFU YOU FATHERLESS PEICE OF SHIT I SAID NO

Cartman:...

Cartman has left VERY EPIC GC🤯..

I forgot their username but they inspired me to do this😍

I haven't used "that's such an alpha male move" in a while so I decided to use it🥰

*epic outro sounds*