South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Desperate 🥺

VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Cartman:Guys kahl just said to me he hates me🥺

Stan:you do realize that he's in this GC too???

Cartman:Yeah ik
Cartman:plz say sorry kahl😭

Kyle:No

Cartman:why are you so rudee😭

Tweek:He has a lot of reasons

Kenny:Sup BBG

Tweek:We are not starting this again go call someone else bbg

Kenny:Sup bbg ;)
Kenny:@Butters

Butters:Hey ken!
Butters:"Bbg"????

Kenny:It's a nickname ;)

Butters:Alr then!

Cartman:GUYS FOCUS THIS IS ME AND KAHLS RELATIONSHIP GOING DOWN THE DRAIN😭😭😭

Kyle:Good

Cartman:😭😭😭😭

Tolkien:Clyde and cartman switched???😱😱😱😱

Cartman:Shut up token
Cartman:PLZ KAHL

Kyle:PLEASE WHATTT

Cartman:plz take me backkk

Wendy:Wtf is cartman talking abt

Kyle:Idk

Stan:Bro he's taken

Cartman:BY WHO

Stan:Me🥰

Cartman:I'm glad you finally admitted that so I can quit acting so desperate for some jewussy

Bebe:BACK OFF STAN THAT JEWUSSY IS MINE

Kyle:Excuse me😰

Tweek:Jewussy💀

Kenny:😏
Kenny:I kinda want some jewussy as well🥵

Stan:No

Kyle:I'm so scared

Stan:You shouldn't be scared bbg🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Thank you alpha🥺😍🥺🥺🥺

Bebe:Plz Kyle I want some jewussy

Kyle:AHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SAYING THAT I'M GONNA GO FUCKING INSANE

Clyde:He's actually gonna go insane

Stan:Don't make Kyle go back into the mental asylum

Cartman:....
Cartman:jewussy

Ike:GUYS KYLE IS SCREAMING AND BREAKING STUFF IN HIS ROOM
Ike:I JUST HEARD GLASS BREAK AND A THUD

Kyle:What no you didn't you silly goose 😁

Ike:😰

Stan:Ky I think you need to work on your anger issues

Kyle:I don't have anger issues

Butters:Cartman:🧍‍♂️

Wendy:*Cartman:🐷

Stan:HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cartman:ARGH

Wendy:Didn't know we had a  pirate in this GC😱😱

Cartman:Shut up Testicalbooger

Kyle:It's all fun and games cartman until Wendy beats the absolute shit outta you again

Cartman:I WAS OFF GUARD IT DOESN'T COUNT

Kyle:It does

Cartman:WOMEN ARE USELESS

Kyle:Considering they keep the earth alive their not

Wendy:🤩
Wendy:I kinda want Kyle now
Wendy:STAN BREAK UP WITH KYLE NOW😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Stan:No

Wendy:GIVE ME HIM WE CAN SHARE

Stan:Alphas don't share 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:😍
Kyle:Stan is such an alpha🥰

Tweek:Gurl wtf-

Craig:I agree with you babe

Kenny:so um Kyle you wanna come over🤪

Kyle:Why??

Kenny:might need me some jewussy 😘

Kyle:...

Kyle has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Kenny:KYLE NOOO
Kenny:MY JEWUSSY 😭😭😭😭

Stan:😡😡😡😡

Sorry I haven't updated 😨 I was feeling kinda silly 🤪 Don't mind the Jewussy parts🥰 My friend just corrected my Grammer (Thanks Heidi🤬😍) so.. Grammer mistakes are gonna be popping in this story🥰🥰🥰

*epic outro sounds*