Ima do wtf i want
get slapped
I went into Macy's and looked around, I bought him two 5 packs of Polo tees, one black and one white. I also bought him some Polo boxers and socks, allat shit was expensive
Marco don't gotta worry about me no mo
I went into Neiman Marcus and bought him white Off White's with black outlining and a pair of blacked out Amiri's
Really didn't mind fucking up money on him because of how much he do for me and has done
On my way to Auntie Annie's a random nigga stopped me
"You dropping bags big money." He joked but I didn't laugh
"On my boyfriend." I said not interested at all
"Mane, fuck yo boyfriend. Drop a bag on me." He said
You already showing that you broke
"What's yo name? Gimme yo number." He held out his phone
"Mmm." I took his phone and gave him Joseon number
"Ima hit your phone, sexy." He smirked and I frowned before keeping it pushing
After getting my Auntie Annie's Joseon came texting me
my baby
Who dis nigga txtin me
idk i told him i had a bf but he said fck u
Bet that
don't go to jail
I left and went back to my house, when I went in I just placed the stuff in front of him since he was laying on my bed and I just stood there looking slow
I definitely shoulda gave him that in a better way I look slow
"What this is?" He raised eyebrows
"You said when my ass gon get you something, got you somethings." I shrugged
"Lemme see what you got." He said trying not to smile, everything was in the bags
A lil ghetto
I sat down and he opened everything smiling while I just looked
"You finna cry?" I furrowed my eyebrows in a surprised way seeing his were glassy
"Yes, bruh. A bih ain't neva got me shit befo." He wiped his face and I pulled him into a hug
"I know you used to broke bitches but I ain't them, bae." I said and we both started laughing
♛
I held Joseon dick while he peed, I stared at it in a surprise on how that could even fit in my little ass cooch
And it gotta curve...
"You know you blessed." I said
"Shake it." He said like it was obvious to do that
"Shake what? What you mean?" I furrowed my eyebrows
"Shake it so it ain't no piss left." He said in a duh tone and I did what he said
"But don't talk crazy, I'm just a girl." I rolled my eyes then we washed our hands together
"I'm finna dip." He said making me look around
"And go where? And do what? And with WHO?" I questioned
"Bro." He pulled up his pants
"And WHY don't you wanna stay with me?" I continued
"Jit." He pulled my face with both his hands and planted five kisses on my lips
"I love you." He said before walking off then I just stood there with my arms crossed
I picked up my phone and called the group chat
"Y'all wanna go out?" I asked
"Yeah." Riah said
"Is the sky blue?" Nari said
♛
I walked into Dlo party fixing my denim pleated skirt then sat down pouring me a cup of Hennessy
"Look at that fine shit right there." Nari pointed to a group of niggas
"They is fine." Riah said, her and Wick on they biweekly kiss break up
"They coming over here." She said and I looked over to the side when they started walking up
"My potna tryna talk to you, you can't hear?" Somebody tapped me
"No, and even if I did hear him I still don't want him." I rolled my eyes sipping from my cup
"Type shit, you must got a nigga." He chuckled and I nodded not wanting to talk to any of them
"Anyways, let's dance." Nari pulled me up out my seat and we started twerking
I ended up getting fucked up but made it home by the grace of my man
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Humorin·fat·u·a·tion • /inˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something