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"Hea." I handed Asani eggs
"Mmm, what else I need?" She thought to herself
"Yo ass really go full on grocery shopping." I laughed while we walked and I was just following her
"Duh, I have to cook and other things." She said
"I only buy cleaning shit and snacks when I go to Walmart." I said
"Yeah, because you don't know how to cook." She said in a duh tone
"Shut yo ass up." I mushed her head
"Get that steak, chicken breast, and the regular chicken." She pointed to them and I put them in the buggy for her
We went around damn near the whole store of her making me grab shit before we went in the line
She went and got everything run up and it was all like 5 hundred something, that's why Ion grocery shop
"Ima pay for it." I said
"You sure?" She asked and I nodded then paid for it
"You guys are such a cute couple." The cashier said and we both looked at her
"This is my little brother." Asani said
"What's the prob? I date my brother but he's older than me." She shrugged and we mugged her
We got our shit fast as fuck and left because the fuck is she talking about
"Bih tammat she date her brother." I helped her put the bags in the trunk of her BMW
"Exactly like, shawty need help." She said
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"People actually do go to jail for that." I said on a group chat call with just Riah
"Really? Why everybody scamming then?" She squinted her eyes in confusion
"Now that I don't know, it's gon catch up to em. The government ain't gon keep giving these people back they money that keep getting took." I shrugged
"Somebody needa help me scam, I'll take the risk." She said and I laughed getting more comfortable in bed
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Humorin·fat·u·a·tion • /inˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something
