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"Mila, I thought you ain't know how to roll

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"Mila, I thought you ain't know how to roll." I said

"I do." She said pearling the blunt

"And why do you keep calling me that? Who told you that was my name?" She frowned

"Because it's not." She lied

"You always fucking lying, shut yo duck ass up." I mugged her

"You always tammat somebody a duck, look at you. You fucking ugly with a damn face tattoo that look like a piece of shit, fucking peon." She said making me laugh cuz why she going so hard

"Ian finna argue with you, I'll just fuck you to sleep." I put my hands behind my head as she lit the blunt

I watched her blow smoke out her mouth then pass it to me

"You sure you don't got no kids?" She raised her eyebrows

"Why you say that?" I coughed from the smoke

Young nigga suffering from asthma

"Dick too fye, you gotta have a delusional baby momma." She said and I chuckled

"Fuck no." I said truthfully

What I look like knocking up any bitches out hea and if I was to have a babymomma she gon have morals, not be no damn delusional hoe

"You gon be my delusional babymomma." I passed her the blunt

"It never gave delusional." She mugged me

"Then you just gon be my babymomma." I chuckled

"Is that a threat?" She faked gasp

"Why hoes be pump faking like they don't wanna get pregnant knowing they want that abortion money for a new wig." I shook my head and she started laughing bout ugly as hell

"Waittt." She continued to laugh but I straight faced her because it wasn't even that funny

"Shit was not that funny." I snatched the blunt from her

"Don't snatch from me." She bucked at me

"If I fade yo lil ass you gon be back on them crutches." I said

"I wish you would, you'll be dead." She laughed

"Ion care, when I die Ima beat up my grandma." I said then her jaw dropped

"What the fuck, why?" She looked concerned

"That heffer gon whoop me for eating my lil cousin food whole time that bitch nigga wanted two plates, I was so mad. I told my momma not to neva eva take me back to that hot ass house." I said so seriously

I really hate my granny

"Anyways, RIP to your grandma." She said

"You ain't even know ha and you on ha side, slimy ass." I shook my head pulling her closer to me

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