Cable Calamity (Team Neighborhood)

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Caelus then asked," Let me take a guess, we're gonna steal from someone but we're gonna do it with extremely weird methods?"

Kiran bit his lip and chose not to answer....

[The scene then begins in the Neighborhood, located in [CLASSIFIED], at the beginning of the day as "Morning Mood" can be heard in the background before the chaos sets in]

Blade sighed and closed his eyes, wondering if there'll be a time where he could relish such peace...

[A convoy of buses stops at the road as the Unknown God, in a business suit, stepped out of the vehicle before taking a look at her pocket watch]

Aether's eyes darkened at the sight of the Unknown God on the screen, a menacing aura surrounding the Traveler that would probably even make the Harbingers even back away in fear. Stelle eyed the Unknown God with a hint of curiosity," Is that the same God that Dad was talking about? The one that took Aunt Lumine...?"

"Yeah, I think so..."Caelus said with a small sigh, as he remembered what Aether told them regarding Lumine.

Stelle sighed sadly," Aunt Lumine... Where are you...?"

[She looked at the time as the clock struck at exactly 6:00 AM. "William Tell Overture" began to play as lights from both the boys and girls' mansion turned on at the same time]

Amber:I'll race you there!

Sushang:Let's go! Let's go!

Eula:Let's move it!

Layla:Wait for me!

Arlan:Let's go!

Yanqing:Come on! Come on!

[The boys and girls exited their mansions as they rushed and boarded the buses with the convoy leaving the Neighborhood afterwards. FLASH FORWARD to the end of the day as the girls' bus returned... The girls were then seen marching back to their mansion in defeat with defeated looks... But Hu Tao was singing though...]

Hu Tao:Silly-churl, billy-churl~ Come on! Sing with me!

Everyone:NO!

[A sandal was thrown at her... And somehow, Silverwolf had an axe stuck behind her back]

The girls blinked at what they were seeing. Whatever happened to them, was sure as heck as bad if they marched home like that in defeat. Sushang hissed some air before asking," What - uh... What exactly happened...?"

"You girls lost to the boys. That's what."Kiran said with a small wave of his hand as Furina looked back and forth at Kiran and Neuvillette.

"HOW DID I LOSE AGAINST NEUVIE?!"She screeched like a parakeet - she despised the idea of losing - she lost to the Traveler during Lyney's trial and she's still pissed at what happened. But now her losing against Neuvie? UNACCEPTABLE!

"Uh... Is no one gonna talk about the axe behind my back...?"Silverwolf raised a finger, hoping that someone noticed that...

[Their bus then left as the boys' bus returned as "Friday Night" from Yakuza 0 can be heard inside, meaning that the boys are celebrating their victory against the girls.The bus stopped as the boys rushed back inside their mansion and accidentally locked Sampo out]

Sampo:Hey, friends! You locked me out!

[Seeing no one around, Sampo can be heard unzipping his pants as he let out an evil chuckle]

"Oh Aeons, NO!"Asta shouted and covered her eyes in disgust at what the shady businessman was doing on the screen as half of the audience also did the same and covered their eyes in disgust.

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