Zodiacs on Crack

The Guys are Crazy

"What the-?!" gasped Leo

"HAHA! YOU GOT DUPED LEO!" shouted Sagittarius

"WHAT"

"DONT WORRY WE'RE LANDING IN WATER"

"Oh"

"I wonder what's in mine" said Sagittarius as he pulled out his parachute but a pillow flew out along with a lace underwear.

"Who's filling out damn parachute bags?!" shouted Leo

"I don't know but he's probably high!" shouted Sagittarius

Leo ended up landing in the ladies' bathroom.

"EXCUSE ME, KID?! GET OUT NOW!" screamed a woman

"Hey, what's up ladies" chuckled Leo

"FUCK OFF" 

Leo ran outside to see a lot of girls in bikinis and beach clothes and Sagittarius flirting with some of them.

"Hey Leo over here!" yelled Sagittarius

"You flirting without me sag?!" said Leo

"Go ahead boi, make a move"

"Alright" said Leo

He approached a girl

"Ayy lookin' Fine, What's yo Number?" asked Leo

"Hey, here's my number" said the girl

She wrote the number on Leo arm and winked at her. Leo looked at it and his smiled faded, it said 'i have a boyfriend'.

"Ohh! You got rejected, son!" smirked Sagittarius

"That sucks" sighed Leo

"But think about it, you already have a girlfriend so you gotta stay loyal"

"True, Cancer wouldn't be too happy"

"Well, of course she wouldn't like you flirting with girls"

"True, I gotta stay loyal"

"Whachu wanna Do now?"

"Let's go grab a drink"

Leo and Sagittarius went off to get some drinks and met Gemini and Libra there.

"Whoa, what's up!" said Gemini

"Gem wtf u doing here?" asked Taurus

"Me and Libra were chilling at the beach earing ice cream and flirting with girls" said Gemini

"Yeah, I got 3 girls' numbers" said Libra

"I got rejected" said Leo

"Loser!" said Gemini

"Shut up" said Leo

"Bro, don't you have a girlfriend though" said Libra

"Yeah, you're dating Cancer right?" said Gemini

"Yeah, I'm okay with being rejected, I have a girl with me and that's good enough" said Leo

"Good Leo" said Libra

"I'm gonna go swim for a little bit" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius jumped into the sea.

"HEY WAIT FOR ME" said Leo

Leo ran after him and the 2 air signs followed them as well. Meanwhile, Taurus and Virgo were going on a candy spree.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said Taurus

"Yoooo, this is cool!" said Virgo

The 2 earth signs had ate a lot of candy and decided to go buy cool stuff.