Zodiacs on Crack

1st Day of School

Taurus woke up and looked at what day it was and groaned even louder.

"Dammit it's Monday" groaned Virgo

"What's wrong with Mondays?" asked Taurus

"TAURUS WE HAVE SCHOOL"

"WE HAVE SCHOOL?! OH SHIT!!"

"Can you both calm down Im trying to sleep here" said Capricorn

"Yo we got school today" said Taurus and Virgo

Capricorn immediately jumped.

"WE HAVE SCHOOL? Oh fuck, we gotta go!" said Capricorn

Capricorn ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

"Cappy's a mood, I also like to hide in the bathroom whenever I need to go to school" said Taurus

"Bro hurry tf up" said Virgo

"Whatever"

"EARTH SIGH CIVIL WAR" said Gemini

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE" screamed Capricorn

Capricorn was about to get in the shower and was wearing a towel around herself when it suddenly dropped and Taurus, Gemini and Virgo were all shocked.

"Nice...shape..." said Taurus

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP" screamed Capricorn

After half an hour Capricorn got up called the other zodiac signs.

"Guys! Meeting time!" said Capricorn

Scorpio jumped down from her room and landed exactly on a chair. "Here"

"That was fucking fast" said Capricorn

"I know" Scorpio poured some coffee for herself

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" yelled Aries

Aries tried to jump but broke her chair. Scorpio and Capricorn facepalmed. Leo and Sagittarius were laughing as they ran downstairs.

"Aries, you're so fucking stupid" said Scorpio

"BITCH WHAT???"

Leo and Sagittarius tried holding back Aries from fighting Scorpio and it surprisingly worked.

"Ahem" said Capricorn, everyone stopped and looked up, "I know this is somewhere I don't really want to go and I know we all don't want to go to school but we have no choice"

"Hey Cappy, I'll stay with you!" said Taurus

"No, you'll probably ditch me for your stupid friends" said Capricorn

"Hey! I'm not stupid!" said Gemini

"You're wearing your shirt upside down" said Scorpio

"Huh" said Gemini

Gemini took off his shirt and then put it back the right way,

"School bad" said Leo

" n o " said Capricorn

"Okay" said Leo

"Anyways, we need to go to school for some reason, it's partly related to some shit-"

"WHAT?!?!" screamed everyone

"But we already graduated!" protested Leo

"I graduated because I'm smart" lied Sagittarius

"Sure, smartass" said Aries

"Hey shut it, ginger!" 

"I'm not a ginger fuck you!"