Mumbo: Yeah, just a minor headache. Nothing that'll take me down
Grian: Hi guys!
Mumbo: *downs 12 Tylenol, an ibuprofen, and a vitamin he found in the grass a few days ago*
Mumbo: *washes them down with 4 potions of regeneration*
Iskall: What's that for?
Mumbo: Just preparing
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Mumbo: Grian we messed up
Grian: It will be fine
Mumbo: no grian these cookies taste awful
Grian: THEY TASTE FINE
Mumbo: WE FORGOT TO ADD FUCKING SUGAR THESE ARENT EVEN COOKIES ANYMORE
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Doc: So me and this bird been having a standoff for a week
Grian: *unintelligible squawking*
Doc: *middle finger*
Grian: *unintelligible squawking but vaguely more angry*
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Grian: I'd sell my soul for a fruitsnack, as long as it's the apple one
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Scar: So what do you want for your birthday?
Grian: Canada
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Grian Centric Oneshots - Hermitcraft
FanfictionAngst, fluff, no ships, TWs at the start of the chapter - Some of these will probably not be oneshots and instead be two parters - Watcher!Grian - Say yes to avian Grian, say no to the Bad Boys when they try to extend the Bread Bridge to your bas...
