I'm still like halfway on break but am trying to start writing again and I thought HEY WHAT A BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN INCORRECT QUOTES
anyway here we are
Joel: Oh blummin hell
Grian: Watch your fucking language this is a goddamn PG server
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Scar: Am I in trouble?
Grian: Take a guess.
Scar: No?
Grian: Guess again
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Timmy: Grian! GRIAN!! I stole a slice of Joel's cake, how long do I have to live?
Grian: ten
Timmy: Ten what?
Grian: I don't know Tim, why don't you find out. Oh, by the way, nine
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Grian: I saw a book called "How to solve half your problems" so I bought two books
Mumbo: Grian thats...
Scar: An AMAZING idea! I should borrow them from you sometime!
Mumbo: 75%...
Grian: Did you say something Mumbo?
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Scar: Does take out mean food, a date, or murder?
Mumbo: Food!
Pearl: Murder.
Scar: I think it means a date
Grian, half asleep, slumped over the back of scars shoulder because they couldn't find his base: 'Can mean all three if ya ain't a coward...
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Scar: I have a problem
Mumbo: Oh?
Grian, walking in the room: Hi, I'm Grian, and I'm scars problem
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Grian: Scar, it's supposed to be a secret Santa
Scar: Oh, I thought the sign said sercte Santa
Grian:
Scar:
Grian: Scar... that's... not a real word
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Grian Centric Oneshots - Hermitcraft
FanfictionAngst, fluff, no ships, TWs at the start of the chapter - Some of these will probably not be oneshots and instead be two parters - Watcher!Grian - Say yes to avian Grian, say no to the Bad Boys when they try to extend the Bread Bridge to your bas...
