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Meeting notes from last week:
Birch
: Alr time to start the meeting.. RASCAL PUT DOWN THE KNIFE THE CAKE IS LATER
Gh: cake?
Birch: No. Now about the invasion- DONT EAT THE CAKE
Rascal: chewing noises
Birch: groans and puts down the clipboard Alright, who has the submarines
Aj: uhhhh the billionaires took it-
Birch: Oh my gods i knew we couldnt trust them! Did you activate the self-destruct button?
Aj: ofc sir, maam.. minx
Birch: KAYSI PUT THAT FOIL BACK OVER THE GARLIC BREAD..good job Aj
Kaysi: Do i have tooooo
Birch: glares
Kaysi: puts down and shifts into a dragon
Birch: Fine, you can cook it.
Kaysi: Excited dragon
Birch: points a stick at the whiteboard okay so Denmark is open to water from almost all sides, do you know what that means?
Aj: raises hand we attack from boats from the east!?
Birch: No. Dragons you fool, we land and burn their resources before-rambles for half an hour
Birch: WAS ANYONE LISTENING?
Everyone: guiltily looks at them with the cake and garlic bread in crumbs, and on their faces
Birch: sigh next week...please Alastor, Demon of the asexuals, let them behave
a deep rumbling noise from everywhere yet nowhere: No.

End.


(this took ten minutes to make up/write lmfao)

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