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Time jump 3 months

CalumH: Can I tell you a joke

LukeH: Calum, it's 3 am right now

CalumH: I don't care

CalumH: Please?

LukeH: no

CalumH: I'm still telling you one

CalumH: Knock Knock

LukeH: fûck off

CalumH: you are supposed to say 'who's there?'

LukeH: Cal..

CalumH: I want to tell you a joke!!

LukeH: if I let you tell one, will you let me sleep?

CalumH: yes

LukeH: okay

CalumH: knock knock

LukeH: who's there?

CalumH: banana

LukeH: banana who?

CalumH: banana in your shoe

LukeH: ..

LukeH: you've got to be kidding me

LukeH: that was terrible

CalumH: no it wasn't

LukeH: it was calum

CalumH: fine..

CalumH: fuck you then

LukeH: O I like you too

CalumH: just stop

LukeH: are you mad

LukeH: cal

LukeH: c

LukeH: a

LukeH: l

LukeH: u

LukeH: m

LukeH: H

CalumH: don't start with my surname, luke

LukeH: yay

LukeH: we've been talking for 3 months

CalumH: true

CalumH: I wanna tell you another joke!

LukeH: calum...

CalumH: One more? plEASE?

LukeH: Ugh, sure

CalumH: knock knock

LukeH: who's there?

CalumH: Daisy!

LukeH: Daisy who?

CalumH: daisy me rollin', they hatin'

LukeH: that one is just terrible

LukeH: You found that on a website btw, didn't you

CalumH: I did not

LukeH: you did

CalumH: no

LukeH: yes

CalumH: no

LukeH: yes

CalumH: NO

LukeH: YES

CalumH: fine, you di.ck

LukeH: I'd suck yours everyday ;)

CalumH; haha

CalumH: waIT

CalumH: LUCAS

CalumH: yoU WOULD?

LukeH: yeah

LukeH: I have realized that I like you too cal

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I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES BUT IM BASICALLY ON SUMMER BREAK NOW SO MORE TO COME YAAAY


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