First Messages.

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CalumH: Hey!


LukeH: Who the hell are you


CalumH: I'm Calum, you?


LukeH: Why do you message me without knowing me?


CalumH: Because I can, now what's your name


LukeH: I'm not telling you. Leave me alone. I'm going to ignore you.


CalumH: Well damn, someone is on his period.


LukeH: Guys don't have periods, dumbass.


CalumH: You're a dude?


LukeH: Well yeah, my name is pretty manly.


CalumH: Well, I couldn't know BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOUR NAME.


LukeH: And you say I'm having my period?


CalumH: Touche.


LukeH: I'm going to ignore you again, bye Felicia.


CalumH: Seriously? Bye Felicia is sooooo 2014.


CalumH: You are seriously ignoring me.


CalumH: Well, I'm going to spam you then.


CalumH: I


CalumH: Wanna


CalumH: Know


CalumH: Your


CalumH: Name.


CalumH: Seriously?


CalumH: A


CalumH: B


CalumH: C


LukeH: DONT YOU DARE START WITH THE ALPHABET.


CalumH: I thought you died.


LukeH: I'm bored so, I'm going to keep talking to you.


CalumH: Auch, only because you're bored :(


LukeH: Pretty much, yeah.


CalumH: Fuck you.

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