Expect The Unexpected [ KTH FF ]

Part 1 : Rejection .

Yn :: Taehyung !!

She said while grabbing his attention .

Taehyung : Yes potato ?

Yn : Stob calling me that alien !

Taehyung rolled his eyes .

Taehyung : My mouth my wish !! Now spill out what you wanna say .

Yn : Actually just nothing . Continue doing your shits .

Yn was about to turn around when he pulled her towards for which she stumbled and fell .

She was shocked because her lips kissed the couch pillow .

Yn : Yahh !!!

She said while standing up .

Yn : I just lost my first kiss to a pillow ?

Taehyung : Stop being dramatic potato . Ohho wow I've never seen a potato so dramatic Woahh ? Just nice . Hahaha lol .

Yn looked at him in disgust .

Yn : Ewww !!! Mental hospital is right by the road side , you should admit yourself there .

Taehyung : Why so that I can see you everyday ? But let me tell you I don't wanna see your face everyday .

Yn glared at him.

Yn : Kim ducking Taehyung !

Taehyung : It's fucking not duck-------

?? : Yahhh YOU TWO !! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO FIGHT AGAIN . MY HOUSE ISN'T A WARFIELD . AND YN !!

Yn flinched .

Yn : Y-yes Mira eonnie ?

She said awkwardly smiling .

Mira : What did I said to you ?

She said while gritting her teeth .

Yn : Eonnie I came here to only call him but see he started the fight .

Mira : Don't try to lie . I know both of you very well . Now please come here for lunch and get the hell out of my house you both .

Yn glared at Taehyung while he sticked out his tongue .

Taehyung : Hahhah I won .

Taehyung : Ouch !! What's that !

He said while examining the thing .

Taehyung : EOMMMAAAAAA !! LIZARDDDD !!

Lizard : Bish !! My poor ears . ( cries in Celine )

Yn laughed evily .

Yn : Bish thought he would win . Lol never .

After eating , they both came out of the house because Miro threw them out with a pink slipper as they again got into fight .

Miro : Don't come back soon .

Yn and Taehyung : Okay .

Said in a bored tone .

Taehyung was about to go but fell on his ass .

Taehyung : Omoo !

He groaned .

Taehyung's knees got slightly bruised.

Yn : Take this .

She said while handling a handkerchief.

Taehyung made a disgusted face .

Taehyung : You're giving that because you wipe off your running nose and you can't use that right ? I'm not taking it ewww !!!

Yn gasped loudly .

Yn : YOU'RE REJECTING ME ? HOW DARE YOU KIM TAEHYUNG ! AWW IT IS SO EMBARRASSING AND YOU ARE SO RUDE TO REJECT ME LIKE THAT .

Yn scoffed .

Taehyung rolled his eyes at her dramatic side .

Taehyung : Acting like she got rejection after proposing .

He scoffed .

Taehyung got up and wiped the dust from his backside .

He started to go while ignoring the lady behind him .

Yn : Ignoring me huh ? Well you'll see !!

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Taehyung : Wifey !!! Please let me in nah ? I can't sleep without hugging yo--- without hugging my pillow . Let me in .

Yn : You rejected me . It's your punishment . Also you ignored me . How can I let you in ?

Taehyung : At last give me tannie . So I can sleep with him .

Yn : Well tannie is mine . You can't have me nor me neither your pillow . Go sleep on the couch .

Suddenly Taehyung hitched.

Yn : Not your drama again Kim . I can see you through the CCTV .

Taehyung : Shit !!

He groaned and went to living room to sleep on the couch as he got punishment for nothing .

Taehyung : Such a life I got .

He chuckled . Then suddenly .

Taehyung : Let's go to Jimin's house . Will have a night out with him . Only he is my soulmate and he can understand me .

Jimin : Now you realize my value bish .

Taehyung ran outside .

Yn scoffed seeing him running like a penguine .

Yn : What a married life !!! Hats off to uss .

Yn : Let's go Tannie . Only fictional man is true love .

Yn sighed and went to watch kdrama with Tannie .

While watching kdrama she received a message .

Taealien : I only love you my potato .

Yn awed and sent a heart emoji .

Yn : Maybe he is drunk that's why splitting out the truth .

Yeontan barked at response .