Barbie Vs Oppenheimer: Tale of Lies

Get ready

Oppenheimer was roaming the alley ways like a creepy jeeber

Oppenheimer: Um... how am I going to find that pig...
she probably used the alleyway as all villains do....
Maybe I will find some clues if I just roam around.
then again....

Oppenheimer climbs a wall into a another alleyway to see dead ken
Oppenheimer: well well ....

Oppenheimer inspects the body with his robotic specs
Oppenheimer: .38 special
that pig didn't have any gun on her,  so this is probably unrelated

As Oppenheimer walks out the alley, he sees a police officer walk into the alley
Oppenheimer: Ah...
They both lock eyes.... Very awkwardly

Meanwhile in a tiny office
Blonde: phew talk about a close call...
She was looking for something in her bag
Blonde: i need to contact–

The window breaks and Barbie walks in

Blonde: who the hell are you!
Barbie: Barbie.
Blonde: what...?
Barbie: Barbie.
Blonde: (barbie? Real barbie? Cast member of barbie vs Oppenheimer: barbie in a nuclear world?.... How did she find me?)

Barbie: A voice in the darkness. Told me. To find you.
Barbie throws the photo the voice gave to blonde.

Blonde picks it up and to her shock it was her photo!

Blonde: (This photo! Only that person would have this photo....)
Barbie: he told me. You can grant me. Freedom
Blonde:Yes... hahaha Yes... I can (Maybe... green)
(I'm sure there should be a secret message like always...)

She looked around the photo from left to right, top to bottom, inside and outside and found...

(Ah found it! DIY?
Damnation of international youth?
Department of international youth?
Demonic instigation of youth?
What could it be...?)

Barbie: what. Do I do. For freedom

Blonde: just wait a sec, I'm thinking...
DIY... Deepen ties with International Youth?
Deep into youth?
What could diy stand for ...?

Barbie: Do it yourself

Blonde(very angry and annoyed): Yes, I'm indeed doing it myself! For whose freedom do you think I'm doing this! A little help would be nice but no! you are telling me to do it yourself.
Gah this why the youth are so...
AH! DIY Death to all International Youth!

Barbie: DIY Sta–

Blonde: Wait, I think I got it! Do it Yourself! DIY! That's the new trend going around with youths these days.
Wait... (DO IT YOURSELF?? I have to do this myself?)
(wha what what do i do? Can i do anything? Um... i could use her....
Umm... then..... First If i want to live, Oppenheimer needs be dead)

Um so

Barbie: yes.
Blonde: To achieve freedom you must eh yeah do that. Kill Oppenheimer
Barbie: Kill Oppenheimer.
Blonde: yes kill Oppenheimer (gah i'm so good at people)
Barbie: What will happen after I kill Oppenheimer.
Blonde: Eh Look! I'm the boss, don't question me! I will tell you what to do after that
Barbie: okay.

Barbie walks outside
Barbie: Locating Oppenheimer. No GPS system found.
Barbie walks back in

Barbie: I can not find Oppenheimer.
Blonde: .... No shit you just went outside for a few seconds.she facepalmed
Go look around the streets or something.

Barbie: Your suggestion. It is inefficient.
Blonde: (gah this girl is annoying... even if she meets that old man can she kill him? Other than being emotionless and ability to speak without moving her mouth, she got nothing less )

Blonde looks at barbie
Blonde: (Now that i take a closer look... she isn't even blinking... creepy)
So how do you plan on killing Oppenheimer

Barbie: M1911
He shows her the m1911 pistol, a single-action, recoil-operated, semi-automatic pistol chambered for the .45 ACP cartridge

Blonde: um... I don't think you can win against him with a pistol... he is made of harded uranium... or so he said
Barbie: I also have. HK33-prototype.

She takes out a HK33 from under her skirt, very magical
Barbie: And. A Compact Retractable Pickaxe

Barbie takes out a stick which turns into a shiny pickaxe

Blonde: A pickaxe...? You are going to try and kill him with a pickaxe?
Barbie: it is used to mine uranium.

Blonde: -sigh- Look girl, i need some kind of proof that you can defeat Oppenheimer
Barbie smashes the floor with his pickaxe
Barbie: I Am a boy. And. I am more Capable than you.

The blonde was very shocked and scared that she decided to forgot about the pickaxe.

Blonde: alright! WOOO! Here is the plan.