It's a sunny day, birds chirping, dogs barking, and Kyle still sleeping ☀️🕊🐶😴
Kyle's dreaming about his best friend, his crush, Stan Marsh. When they were about to kiss, siri tells him to wake up. "Wake up you lazy bitch." Siri said in a soothing voice, and the alarm goes- "BEEP BEEP BEEP." that woken Kyle up.
"Ugh, what time is it..?" He gets up, rubbing his eyes. (7:00 am) "Oh shoot!" He immediately gets out of his bed, rushing to the bathroom.
After showering he wore a t-shirt, baggy pants, and a jacket. He blow dries his hair, taking care of it unlike Stan's greasy ass hair. He then gets his ushanka, wearing it. He gets his bag, hurrying downstairs.
Kyle's pov
I look at the mirror, admiring how good I look. Damnn, I look good ‼️ I bet Stan would be head over heels for me 😘 I grab a toast, putting it in my mouth. "Bye ma!" "Goodbye Bubby, stay safe!" My mom says.
Sheila's pov
Hmm.. Why is my son acting kinda.. funny this week. I stood there, wondering why.
Kyle's pov
I'm now at the bus stop, only 3 minutes left until the bus will arri- "Hey jew, I bet you're thinking about your boyfriend" Fatass says, thinking i'm gonna get mad or something. I bet it's Stan he's talking about, he's soo attractive for real ‼️🥰
"Shut up, Fatass! Atleast i'm not as big as the whole universe!" "EY! I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Stop saying that, it's sooo obvious 😒
"Instead of-" The bus arrives, interrupting me 😣 "C'MON WE'RE RUNNING LATE!" Geez calm down 😒 "Nah we're always running late you ugly skank!" Stan says. "What did you say?!" "I said I can't wait to own a fishing tank." "Oh, neither can I." We then hopped in..
Cartman almost fell while hopping in 😛
I was hoping he will fall straight on his fat ass..
He would bounce though, or maybe float like this emoji 🎈 Wait.. it fits him sm! 😊
Hehe, i'm sitting next to Stan. I hope we hold hands.
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After class, I saw Wendy talking to Stan. Give me back my Stanford 🙄 Wait, it's not like i'm jealous or anything, no.
Heh, I guess I deserve it.. 😕💔
I'll just film tiktoks with Tolkien, he's better lmao 😜 👨❤️👨
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We're now filming a tiktok! 🥳
All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this, this 🚶♀️✨ Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this 😜 All the pretty girls walk like this 😋
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Another one! 🥰
KONICHIWA, SAYONARA, KUCHI KUCHI KUCHING SAYONARAAA 😭💔 I sang it in my mind wrong 😣 Whatever, singing another language isn't really singing that language anyway 🙄 I'm just making up my own 😜
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Stan's pov
Why is Kyle hanging out with Tolkien more..
I transform into my goth form, crying my balls out 😭😣💔
CAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU 😭💔
(IF YOU SAW THE REFERENCE, ILY ‼️ JUST REMEMBER I MADE THESE FOR FUN 😭)
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RandomI made these for fun 🥰 It's inspired by different authors, they're a lot 😰 But I do follow some of them 😋 Btw, everything I wrote here was not planned lmao. I was just going with the flow 😜 Oh and some ships may be included in this so yeah 🥳 Al...
