two-bit: happy wedding day to me!
two-bit: happy wedding day to me!
two-bit: happy wedding day dear two-bitttt
two-bit: happy wedding day to me!
ponyboy: two ur not even close to getting married yet it's midnight
two-bit: WELL SINCE ITS MIDNIGHT THAT MEANS ITS MORNING SO THAT MEANS ITS THE MORNING OF MY WEDDING DAY
ponyboy: technically that's how that works
ponyboy: but also not rlly
two-bit: LET ME B HAPPY
steve: that bar was mad fire frrrr
ponyboy: did y'all js get back?
steve: ye
sodapop: and there was drama
y/n: GET AWAY FROM ME
y/n: PERV PERV PERV PERV
y/n: I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY ASSHOLE
johnny: y/n is someone bothering u?
y/n: YES!
ponyboy: who?
y/n: DARRY
ponyboy: oml
johnny: 😭😭
darry: just aggept the rung yy/nnn
ponyboy: what
y/n: NO
y/n: I DONT WANT IT U HAMMERHEAD SHARK
sodapop: hammerhead sharks are hot
ponyboy: EXCUSE ME???
johnny: what is that supposed to mean 😭😭
sodapop: well one time i was playing mermaids with steve and steve was the shark and i was the mermaid and we were enemies and then we fell in love like enemies to lovers on wattpad and so now i'm in love with hammer head sharks
ponyboy: no soda ur just in love with steve
sodapop: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME
steve: dawg is drunk
steve: js like me fr
steve: and darry
johnny: where's dally?
steve: he stayed out
sodapop: oh yeah! he found this girl!!
steve: SODAPOP
sodapop: i mean
sodapop: uh oh
steve: is two asleep?
johnny: lemme go check his room
johnny: yeah he is
ponyboy: can u pls explain
steve: not rn bc we don't want two to find out
ponyboy: oh yeah u right
johnny: private chat?
ponyboy: or separate gc?
johnny: that's smart. you're very smart baby ❤️❤️
ponyboy: thank you baby! 😘🥰❤️
sodapop: okay so here's the tea
steve: soda no!
sodapop: so basically dally got the most drunk out of all of us (darry second and y/n last)
and so he met this girl and they were talking all night then he took her to the bathroom
ponyboy: oh
ponyboy: oh no
steve: SODAPOP U IDIOT
sodapop: I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY ALL THAT
sodapop: IM GOING TO BED GOODNIGHT
y/n: IM NOT GONNA MARRY YOU
darry: but you have to
darry: i'm si in love with u
darry: and ur whoohaa ofc but ur lathe loml
darry: mr everything and more
darry: pls be mine y/n
darry: we can have a double wedding tmr!
y/n: yeah that's not happening
sodapop: especially after dally cheated!
ponyboy: GO TO BED
sodapop: oh yes right
sodapop: goodnight!
johnny: i can't believe dally would do such a thing!
steve: dawg bffr he would do something like that. he has done that bruh. many many times bruh to many many ppl bruh. come on bruh
y/n: big facts
ponyboy: being drunk makes steve say bruh more
steve: shut up bruh
johnny: how are we gonna tell two
y/n: we're not
y/n: steve delete soda's texts
steve: okay bruh i js did
y/n: okay slay
darry: so we're having a double wedding?
y/n: NO
y/n: GO TO BED!
darry: but i'm not tired
y/n: then stay out idc
y/n: i'm going to bed. goodnight.
y/n: oh shit
y/n: these aruba hotel beds r mad nice
y/n: thank god to whoever payed for this wedding and hotel
ponyboy: darry did
y/n: nevermind im gonna piss everywhere like a dog
johnny: oh
y/n: anyway goodnight!
y/n: see y'all tmr at the wedding!
johnny: night!! 🥰🥰
here's a chapter. goodnight.
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