Get To Know The Characters! Episode 5

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(a little bit better than before)


(in a low pitched game show voice) welcome to the show 'Get To Know The Characters' hosted by ISAAA! today, i will be reintroducing the characters, but sharing things about them that you may not know already!!! (and yes i will be explaining some confusing things that have happened in my story so far so its easier for you guys to understand)


fun fact: i use a wheel of names to decide who the next contestant will be for the show


but! my fifth contestant of the show is... DRUM ROLL PLEASE

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JOHN!!

ISAAA: hello john! how are you?

John: im doing great, how are you?

ISAAA: im good thanks

John: no problem! thank you for having me

ISAAA: dont worry, its my job to have these things happen

John: well im glad its your job then

ISAAA: BRO WHY ARE YOU SO NICE LIKE JUST STOP IT

John: sorry, its just how i am!

ISAAA: ugh fine so the first question is who is your celebrity look-alike?

John: without a doubt, leif stacey when he was young

ISAAA: omg that guy is so hot ngl

John: excuse me?

ISAAA: never mind

John: alright!

ISAAA: the next question is, whats your age?

John: yeah, i get asked that a lot. im 35.

ISAAA: ladies, stay away cause hes mine

John: im sorry?

ISAAA: NEVER MIND JOHNNIE BOO

John: what-

ISAAA: sorry i wrote the very first thing that came to mind

John: what do you mean by 'wrote'?

ISAAA: oh yeah i forgot you guys are from a different dimension my b

John: huh? different dimension?

ISAAA: you are brainwashed and every single memory of this conversation is non-existent

John: what

ISAAA: so do you have a secret talent?

John: wait how did i get here

ISAAA: oh shoot i removed his memory of the whole interview

John: WHATS GOING ON

ISAAA: nothing youre fine

John: OH MY GOSH AM I DYING

ISAAA: WHAT? NO OF COURSE NOT

John: HOW AM I HERE WHATS HAPPENING

Random director guy: istg i am going to murder you, ISAAA. just give back his memory! the poor dude is traumatized (cries in help john while hes having a midlife crisis)

ISAAA: OKAY OKAY! JOHN, YOU NOW REMEMBER EVERYTHING UP UNTIL YOU SAY YOURE 35.

John: too young? too old? just right?

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