Lotr/the hobbit oneshots

Troll cave part 1

Thorin: where did you go to if I may ask?

Gandalf: to look ahead 

Thorin:*nods* since when do mountain trolls venture this far south? 

Gandalf: not for an age not since a darker power ruled these lands......

Thorin:*realizes who he's talking about* 

Gandalf: they could have not moved in daylight....

Thorin: there must be a cave nearby 

*they get to the cave* 

Bilbo: ugh what is that smell?! 

Gandalf: it's a troll cave be careful what you touch 

Thorin:*sees swords* these swords were not made by any troll 

Gandalf: nor were they made by any smith among men *looks at the swords* these were forged in Gondolin by the high elves of the first age 

Thorin:*about to place the sword back* 

Gandalf: you could not wish for a finer blade! 

Thorin:*takes the sword* 

Gandalf:*hears something* arm yourselfs quickly! 

*everyone grabs their weapons* 

Radagast: fire, theives, murder!! 

Gandalf: Radagast the brown! What on earth are you doing here?! 

Radagast: I was looking for you gandalf the greenwood is sick nothing grows anymore at least nothing good but the worse are the webs. 

Gandalf: webs? 

Radagast: spiders gandalf giant ones if I'm not a wizard a spawn of dol gulder 

Gandalf: the old fortress is ruin 

Radagast: no it is not.