Gandalf:*sees an old farm that is destroyed* a farmer and his family used to live here...
Thorin: fili, kili look after the ponies make sure you stay with them
Gandalf: I think it would wiser to move on we could make for the hidden valley
Thorin: I told you already I won't go near that place
Gandalf: why not? The elves could help us we could get food, rest, advice
Thorin: I don't need their advice
Gandalf: we have a map we cannot read and lord Elrond could help us
Thorin: help?! A dragon attacks Erebor, orcs plunder Moria what help came from the elves?!
Gandalf: I didn't give that map and key for you to hold onto to the past!
Thorin: I didn't know they were yours to keep!
Gandalf: save me from the stubbornness of dwarves.... *walks away*
Bilbo:*sees gandalf walking away* gandalf where are you going?
Gandalf: to keep the company of someone who knows what they are doing!
Bilbo: and who would that be?
Gandalf: my self master baggins!
Bilbo:*looks at balin* is he gonna come back?
Balin:*looks at Thorin and sighs*
Thorin: come on bombur we're hungry!
*that night bombur makes the stew*
Bombur:*about to grab more stew*
Bofur: stop it! You've had plenty.
Oin: at least Nori didn't make it
Nori: ha ha very funny......
Bilbo: how much longer do you think he'll be?
Bofur: who?
Bilbo: gandalf!
Bofur: he's a wizard! He does as he chooses. Do us a favor that these bowls of soup to the lads
Bilbo:*grabs the 2 bowls of soup and walks over to fili and kili* uh hello?
Kili: I see a light! This way!
Fili:*follows his brother*
Bilbo:*also follows*
*as they are walking they hear laughter*
Bilbo: what is it?
Kili: trolls
*they get closer*
Tom: ugh more sheep?
Bert: these ain't sheep these is fresh nags
Tom:*groans* I don't like horse they don't have enough fat on them...
Bert: sit down! You'll eat what I give ya!
Tom:*grumbles*
Bilbo: what do we do?!
Kili: go in there
Bilbo: what? No!
Fili: yes mountain trolls are slow and stupid they won't see you it's perfectly safe we'll be right behind you.
Bilbo: are you sure about this?
Kili: yes now go!
Bilbo: okay I'm going!
*after the trolls find Bilbo*
Kili:*raises his sword* DROP HIM!
Bert: you what?
Kili: I said drop him! *swings his sword*
*all the dwarves appear from behind and attack the trolls but end up getting cooked alive*
Nori: that's hot! That's hot!
Thorin:*sees gandalf*
Gandalf: the dawn will take you all!
Bert: who's that?
William: no idea
Tom: can we eat him too?
Gandalf:*breaks a rock in half and the trolls end up turning to stone from the sunlight*
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Lotr/the hobbit oneshots
ФанфикThis book is mainly on the lotr/the hobbit series there will be many crossovers between the 2 series so I hope you enjoy!