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Chapter 56 [Bathroom Madness]

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by chuuyasonlyhusband

"Yay!"

Childe

"Oh... Okay."

-A FEW MOMENTS LATER, HOME-

Childe

"You have..."

"A pet snake?!"

You

"Yes. I do."

Childe

"It's so cute!"

You

"I know."

"Look, it likes you."

Childe

"Really? How do you know?"

You

"Because it's getting ready to bite you."

Childe

"... Is it venomous?"

You

"Very."

Childe

"Uh... Is it a normal thing for your pet snake to bite people he likes?"

You

"Yes. He bit Scaramouche tons of times."

Childe

"Well that won't do anything to him, he isn't human!"

You

"Oh well."

You shrugged your shoulders.

Then, you started to laugh.

You

"I'm just playing around with you, haha! It won't bite you unless I tell it to."

Childe

"... Oh!... Phew."

You

"... I know we were gone for long, but I wouldn't have guessed that my home would look like... Whatever this is."

Scaramouche

"All of us were too depressed and occupied to clean, okay?"

You

"Okay..."

You noticed things in your house, observing all the dirty dishes in the sink, flies investigating a slouched brown bag of old groceries, and immense quantities of dust everywhere.

Unknown stains on your couch and rugs, and you couldn't even describe how filthy the bathroom was.

You

"Oh, man... This is just the same as that fatui jail cell!"

Kazuha

"... It's that bad?"