Yasutora: Thanks to my grandfather's extreme parenting I'm scared of getting kidnapped to this day
Keigo: You're scared of getting kidnapped... you?
Yasutora: Yes
Keigo: You do realize how unnecessarily massive you are, right? It would take a whole militia of men to throw you into a van
Yasutora: I know it's a irrational fear-
*a van suddenly pulls up beside them, Kenpachi, Shinji, and Shunsui jumping out and grabbing Yasutora before dragging him into the van. Mayuri, who is in the driver seat, cackles before speeding off*
Keigo: *stunned silence*
Keigo, calls Ichigo: Uh...Yasutora just got kidnapped-
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Chaos
FanfictionJust incorrect quotes or random and stupid things that came to my mind(or I found somewhere)
