Percy: I think there might be some confusion, I'm just a normal pet sitter.
Hades: Yes?
Percy: ...This is a hellhound.
Hades: Oh, All their meals are already prepped and waiting in the freezer, and they're more interested in cuddles than playing, so you'll only need to take them for a walk once a day
Percy: That's not-
Hades: I'll pay you five hundred dollars a day, with an additional two thousand as a bonus if you take care of them for the full two weeks.
Percy: ...When would you like me to start?
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FanfikceJust incorrect quotes or random and stupid things that came to my mind(or I found somewhere)
