~~*—-a little while later (night time)—-*~~
****cut back to cartman's house. everyone did their usual routine of sticking together, making dinner and talking. (or in kyle and cartman's case arguing). they all stayed up in cartman's old room basically all day. they hoped staying in one place would make it less likely for someone to get kidnapped, at least without them knowing. this idea worked, it was already 9pm and pip is still here...
CHRISTOPHE
maybe they'll skip you too pip.
PIP
oh dear.. i hope so
****right as pip finished his sentence everything went black.... the power went out.
TWEEK
AHHH!!!!! OH JESUS!!!!!! GAHHB!!!!
STAN
what the fuck????
GREGORY
how unsettling
KYLE
cartman! fix it!
CARTMAN
hell!!!! fucking!!!! no!!!!!
KYLE
you're such a little pussy cartman.
CARTMAN
if you're so brave kyle you go down into the dark fucking abyss of a basement and turn on the god damn generator yourself!
KYLE
fine. i will!! cuz i'm not a little bitch..
****kyle goes to open the door and pauses.
KYLE
...mole. you come with me.
CARTMAN
HAHAHAHAHA!!! KYLE'S SCARED TO GO DOWN ALONE THERE YOU GUYS!!!
KYLE
OH GROW UP!! AT LEAST I HAVE THE BALLS TO GO DOWN THERE!!
CARTMAN
hehe!! whatever you say jew.
KYLE (annoyed)
...
KYLE
...damien. you wanna come with me?
DAMIEN
no. i need to know where pip is at all times.
KYLE
fine.
KYLE
craig?
CRAIG
no......
KYLE
please?????
CRAIG
still no.
KYLE
.....dogpoo?
DOGPOO
....ok then!
****dogpoo gets up from where he was sitting on cartman's bed and manages to walk to cartman's room door and into the hallway in the pitch black dark. cartman slams the door behind him.
CARTMAN
those two piss me off.
STAN
literally nobody gives a shit cartman
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FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN KIDS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! it's been eleven years since they took down the white house cult. everyone had gone their separate ways, everything was different now...
