!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN KIDS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!!
it's been eleven years since they took down the white house cult. everyone had gone their separate ways, everything was different now...
COME IN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!! WHAT IF YOU WERE FOLLOWED MAN????? AHHH!!!! WHAT IF THEY BOMB US????? OH JESUS!!!????
GREGORY
...i find that highly unlikely, tweek.
****gregory walks in, damien locks the door, gregory sets down his bags and notices everyone huddled on the staircase.
GREGORY
.....so you imbeciles are not even going to welcome me? it was a long twenty three hour flight here!
STAN
shut the hell up gregory!
WENDY
be nice stan!
GREGORY
well! i see stanley hasn't lost his charm.
PIP
welcome gregory!!! =)))
WENDY
hey gregory!!!!
GREGORY
well at least some people have manners around here!
****everyone walks down the stairs, and sits in the living room, cartman opens the door to walk into the basement (his new room)
KYLE
where are you going, fatass?
CARTMAN
wouldn't you like to know, jew.
****cartman walks into his room (in the basement) as kyle rolls his eyes. kyle sits on the couch next to wendy, stan, and gregory.
STAN
....i'm hungry as fuck
KYLE
same
GREGORY
likewise. the flight wasn't serving vegan options so i didn't eat! how behind on the times. i tell you.
WENDY
.....you're vegan too gregory?
STAN
...
****stan starts getting jealous over wendy and gregory's shared dietary habits
GREGORY
why yes actually! what they do to those animals is quite horrific! i just can't stand to see the sight of meat, let alone eat it!
WENDY
wow.... me too! sorry. it's just hard to find vegans these days... us getting a bad rep and everything.
GREGORY
wow. it's almost like you look right into my soul wendy... i feel the same.
****wendy is swooned.
STAN
...
STAN
...are you guys done flirting?
****wendy snaps out of it
WENDY
...stan... it's not like that!
STAN
yeah, yeah whatever. :/
KYLE
...tweek, you're good at cooking right?
TWEEK
NO!!!
KYLE
but you know.... those cupcakes you made for north korea.
TWEEK
TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!! AH!
CRAIG
he's too worked up right now for that.
KYLE
that's alright... i'll just force cartman to make us something...
KYLE (YELLING)
CARTMAN!!!!!!!!
****cartman doesn't answer.
KYLE
ugh!!
GREGORY
and tell him to make me and wendy something vegan! <3
KYLE
ok.... i'll be right back.
****kyle gets up and walks up to the basement door and knocks, cartman doesn't answer, again. he starts getting nervous this time, his heart rate goes up as he theorizes about another skip happening. maybe they took cartman instead, he thinks as he opens the basement door. he walks down the stairs and looks around, cartman is nowhere to be found.
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