wooyoung
why tf do your legs hurt

me
idk probably coz i do mega
squats every fucking day

wooyoung
real

san
this.

hongjoong
okay so yuna isn't coming

hongjoong
are you okay if we still
go out tho

me
of course

me
plus mingi is going so he can
have fun on my behalf

mingi
wOah have fun for two
people? that seems like a lot
for one man.

me
stfu i gave birth to your
fat ass children

mingi
you're right im sorry

me
<33

mingi
<3

me
okay so y'all have fun im
gonna take a nap

hongjoong
later kidlet

seonghwa
get well soon bub

san
luv u <3

wooyoung
*blows you a kiss*

yeosang
lol have fun

yunho
mingi will buy you something

mingi
don't make promises for me
dude

mingi
but he's right i will

jongho
bye yuna

YUNA'S BITCHES

yeosang
you're such a liar

me
who me?

me
or wooyoung?

wooyoung
why tf would he be talking
about me

me
idk you look like you would
lie

wooyoung
that's so not true

jongho
🚨 LIE DETECTED 🚨

seonghwa
so spill the tea bub what's
the real reason

me
i can't walk

seonghwa
i'm sorry fucking WHAT??

me
my legs hurt and i can't walk

wooyoung
*gasp* YALL TOTALLY
FUCKED LAST NIGHT

me
fr tho

yeosang
omfg

jongho
so hyung was right you
do go at it like rabbits

me
do rabbits wear condoms??

me
no

me
no but ong my legs fucking
hurt bro

me
like i cannot get up

me
i tried to get up and i
immediately fell to my knees
i'm dying

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