The Boney Hero (Sans x BNHA crossover)

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 49 (ℳ𝒶𝓁𝓁)

"Sure go ahead" Nightmare said to Horror as he manipulated one of his goopy tentacles to take one of the cards in the table

Swap took yet another card and tossed it to Dream saying "Here, dream take it"

"Thanks Swap." Dream said as he caught the card that Swap  threw at him and inspected it a bit closely

"Coolio, I'll take one of dis" Fresh said with his glasses changing to the words 'cool'

Error seeing the others take a card from the table just silently took one with the use of his strings to get it to him. While Sans being the lazy bone he is, just used a shortcut to the card and took it, being too lazy to walk over such a short distance.

Then all of them went outside of Aizawa's house with their cards in hand. Swap basically dragged Dream outside. Nightmare took Horror with the use of one of his tentacles, basically carrying him outside.
Fresh just simply walked outside in a surprisingly ordinary fashion. Sans just decided to simply use a shortcut while taking Error with him

"ʰ3¥ ! §T!ll w@$ wAȚ¢h¡Ňğ ፕH@t nØv곣@" Error said with a dramatical tone

"You found a new novela to watch?" Swap said to Error in a curious kind of way

"¥ę@H.. bŰț ሁŃd̸e̺͆RnøV€lłA ıŞ b3t̸te̶R" Error said proudly and then added "ŃØ ońĘ !$ b3tፕ€r tH@n ĄsgøŘo"

"Keep in mind where you're going before you get lost" Aizawa said as he took a sip of his coffee

"Sure we'll keep that in mind" Swap said to Aizawa while waving his hands to him

"Sans you know this place more than anyone here, so can you tell us where a mall is located?" Nightmare asks Sans while eyeing Horror just in case he gets lost

"𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗯𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲" Sans said casually and then added "𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗱. 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝘀𝗼 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆"

Sighing softly because of the awful pun Dream said "Classic let's get going"

"𝗺'𝗸𝗮𝘆" Sans said

Then Sans like the lazy bone he is took a shortcut there and oh boy the others were amazed and impressed on how big the place is. But it should be already expected seeing that it is around the year 2100 there.

"holy [rad] its so big" Horror said as he looks around

"Th͜͡ǝ H3ıł it$ [funk]¡ňG 卄u̸g̺͆E̶" Error exlaimed at the sheer size

Fresh's glass was basically showing the word 'unrad' since the two were cussing. Swap was looking around at the mall seeing where should he go.

"well after two hours lets return to this exact spot" Nightmare suggest to the others

"Sure" Dream said.

Then off they go wandering about and buying stuff Swap went to a weapon shop because he kinda want to see the available weapons there. Horror also went to a weapons shop but its a shop different than what Swap went to. He basically emptied the entirety of the shop there. Error was alongside Horror since he might get lost and Horror definitely needs that pocket space to store all the weapons in. Nightmare immediately went to a bookstore and took a lot of books he was interested in, mainly future inventions and tech they'll find useful on the way back.
Fresh and Sans don't have anything in mind to buy so they just decided to wander around until they find something interesting.
Dream just looked around for any possible gifts for the others back in their multiverse. Horror was on a quest to basically buy gifts for all of the bad sanses who didn't manage to join them. Error himself bought yarn and stuff he found interesting

Once the two hour were up they returned to the entrance of the mall ro which they tgen teleported home with the use of Sans's shortcut.

"Everyone had fun?" Aizawa asks them

"Yeah" Swap said cheerfully while holding a ton of bags

"i agree" Horror said and then added "Nightmare ended up staying in the bookstore the whole time"

"well the books were interesting" Nightmare replied to Horror

"Well i bought some weapons" Swap said cheerfully while taking out one of the weapons he got which was an battle hammer.

"Oh you got some weapons as well?" Horror said to Swap

"Yeah" Swap said and then added "Error what did you buy?"

"§Øm€ $tUfF țH@t c@uGhŤ Mý Ey3" Error casually said

"I just bought some gifts for the others" Dream said

"I got sum rad 80s stuff. Classic showed me where dis are totes rad to him" Fresh said with his glasses changing to the word 'Rad'

"Sans what did you buy?" Aizawa said in a lecturing tone or a serious kind of tone and then added "knowing you there's only certain things you buy. That can be snacks, ketchup, energy drinks and worst of all an arsenal of different types of guns"

"𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮 𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗲-𝘁𝗼𝗻. 𝗦𝗼 𝗶 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝗻𝘀!" Sans said happily with his cheeky smile

With a hard hirted face palm and a bit of a sigh Aizawa said "how do you even buy guns at a mall.."

"𝗵𝗲𝗵" Sans said cheekily

"Hey Classic can i have some guns?" Swap and Horror asked both at the same time

"Swap no!" Dream exlaimed

With that they settled down and looked through what they bought and some even traded for some stuff. But then Error dropped the bombshell on Sans only not bothering to tell the others. Saying that its almost time for them to go home and the portal will open in a couple of days

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