𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙼𝚢 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜.

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢'𝚜 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜.

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You read the description, you know the drill. At least I hope you did.
Anyway, this is just me being brain dead and sucking at writing, as usual.
Beware of cringe, grotesque stuff and crack.
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Timmy walked into Jessie's room, green beans up his nose, a sinister smirk on his lips as the woman looked at him in disbelief, her attention snapping to her phone once again.

She was watching After with the most bored expression on her face. She hoped she would feel something, like many others did when they watched such a scary movie, but so far, she was feeling even more dead inside.

Isn't this supposed to make me cringe or some shit? Because I'm not feeling anything at all. She sighed and felt a dip of weight on her left side, the bed sinking due to the man beside her.

"Take that out, you're disgusting," she said as she rolled her eyes, her eyes not leaving her screen and leaned against the wall, her head hitting the surface rather harshly, a bang echoing in the small room.

"That sounded painful, you okay?" Timmy yanked the green beans out of his nose and threw them somewhere on the bed, the woman grimacing, knowing fully well that she had to pick them up later on because she knew the man wouldn't.

"Physically? Psychologically? Emotionally?" she said as she switched her phone off, placing it on her right and rubbing her face with her hands in aggravation.

"Any."

"Then, dead."

"Same."

"Was shoving green beans up your nose an attempt to make me feel more alive, or something? Or were you being your usual idiotic self?" She looked over at him, an annoyed expression still on her face, but more tired.

"The latter."

"Nice."

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This was all I had at the time, lol.
This actually originated from a Discord server (I don't have one yet, if anyone's wondering — I'm slow when it comes to setting that shit up, I need to watch tutorials), and yeah. I copied and pasted it onto here.
That's basically it.
Anyway, this pile of dumpster fire is signing off.
P.S. I'm going to be "reposting" all the short stories/one-shots I had.

Buh~Bye~ Lovelies~ ❤️
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